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Twelve Inch Pianist
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| Dj Caine |
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it.
“Hey, what's that?”
“A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch pianist.”
“Can I try?” The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room.
“Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!”
“Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?” |
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| Spad |
I wonder why I saw that punchline coming a mile away.....
maybe change the thread title? ;)
edit: also maybe remove "12 inch pianist" from the rest of the joke, as it's supposed to be the punchline isn't it? :) |
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| N|te-L|fe |
| Oldest joke ever:wtf: |
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| starglider |
| Yeah, oldest joke ever, plus you butchered it. Way to go. |
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| Mikado |
This guy loved it
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