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Some Blonde Jokes
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| Dj Caine |
Bad reception
A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?"
The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."
The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes."
She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."
747
What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyone's been in a 747!
A Blonde with Earrings
Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date?
So they have some place to put their feet.
A Blonde's Brain At Work
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.
"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."
"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."
Adventures in Disneyland
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.
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| rollypoles |
hahaha...i love blond jokes, and i've heard my fair shair, but i can't remember many....
how do you kill a blond?
put a scrath-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. |
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| Wicked Neo |
two blondes walk into a bar . .
you would have thought one of them would have seen it . .
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| bruddahmanmatt |
What do you call a smart blonde?
Golden Retriever |
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| Brown Gino |
A Blonde and a Redhead work together in a bar. When they finish work around 11:00pm they stay back for a drink.
So one night the 11 o clock news comes on and it shows a guy about to jump of a bridge and the blonde says "I ll bet you 5 bucks that he wont jump"
so the Redhead bets her and the guy jumps and the blonde loses the bet. After a while the blonde says: "He Jumped in the 6 o clock news but i didnt think that he would do it again"
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back
OK this ones a true story:
Me and my friend are at KFC and they were having the $2 Tuesday deal. So we see a hot blond chick in front of us and she tells the cashier that she wants the $2 deal. so her total comes to 2 25 including tax. But she only had $2. So she goes to the next line and the total again comes to $2 25. Than she got pissed and yelled out" HOW COME BOTH THESE LINES TAKE TAX??" |
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| dcential |
| quote: | Originally posted by Brown Gino
" HOW COME BOTH THESE LINES TAKE TAX??" |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Matt |
| quote: | Originally posted by Brown Gino
Me and my friend are at KFC and they were having the $2 Tuesday deal. So we see a hot blond chick in front of us and she tells the cashier that she wants the $2 deal. so her total comes to 2 25 including tax. But she only had $2. So she goes to the next line and the total again comes to $2 25. Than she got pissed and yelled out" HOW COME BOTH THESE LINES TAKE TAX??" |
roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
... $2.25?
$2.00 x 15% = $2.30
hmmm HMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!?? |
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