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Who leaves their trunk open at night anyway?
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| d!abolic |
| So i was walking down the street last night when i noticed that the trunk of a car parked in one of the driveways was wide open! Unable to resist the urge to have a look, i walked up to it and discovered a mountain bike inside. After an intense (two-and-a-half-second) struggle with my morals, i was cruising along the street on my new bike! Later that night, a police cruiser caught up with me and one of the cops proceeded to inform me that they're looking for a 'bad guy on a stolen bike' and asked me if i was a 'bad guy.' Naturally, i told him that a 'bad guy on a stolen bike' just passed me going in the other direction, which resulted in him turning on the sirens and speeding off. I actually happened to run into him again at a Tim Hortons later that night. He frowned and told me that it was cruel of me to send them to a dead-end street, then complimented me on my new bike and left with four boxes of Timbits. What do you guys make of all this? |
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| newr |
| LMAO... Man you're fukked... It's great |
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| tha_broad |
| I make that this is another useless thread and your bein an idiot. |
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| Silver Bass |
| Lol thats great! Maybe the guy who reported the stolen bike was a dick to the cop or somthing. |
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| loconet |
| quote: | Originally posted by tha_broad
I make that this is another useless thread and your bein an idiot. |
I'm amazed this donkey can get online and actually type. |
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| Tordan |
Really funny you d!abolical jackass. At least I didn't get an anal probe and my car stolen at the docks parking lot.
EDIT: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: |
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| tha_broad |
| quote: | Originally posted by loconet
I'm amazed this donkey can get online and actually type. |
So true. Not only is he being an idiot, but hes being pretty disprespectful. To take something that somebody just went through and make a joke of it, pretty f*ckin lame if you ask me. |
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| High on PSI |
| Dude, the mans bike was just stolen, you dont gotta be a in jackass about it. For s sakes. |
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| d!abolic |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tordan
Really funny you d!abolical jackass. At least I didn't get an anal probe and my car stolen at the docks parking lot.
EDIT: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: |
And yet if the day after, someone were to post pretending they had stolen my car, i would have laughed my ing ass off, just as i have at the countless jokes which were made about the incident. So instead of sitting there and frowning, i suggest you take this as a silly joke that it is. |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by d!abolic
So i was walking down the street last night when i noticed that the trunk of a car parked in one of the driveways was wide open! Unable to resist the urge to have a look, i walked up to it and discovered a mountain bike inside. After an intense (two-and-a-half-second) struggle with my morals, i was cruising along the street on my new bike! Later that night, a police cruiser caught up with me and one of the cops proceeded to inform me that they're looking for a 'bad guy on a stolen bike' and asked me if i was a 'bad guy.' Naturally, i told him that a 'bad guy on a stolen bike' just passed me going in the other direction, which resulted in him turning on the sirens and speeding off. I actually happened to run into him again at a Tim Hortons later that night. He frowned and told me that it was cruel of me to send them to a dead-end street, then complimented me on my new bike and left with four boxes of Timbits. What do you guys make of all this? |
how do you ride a bike with your "condition?" |
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| walkindude |
| quote: | Originally posted by tha_broad
So true. Not only is he being an idiot, but hes being pretty disprespectful. To take something that somebody just went through and make a joke of it, pretty f*ckin lame if you ask me. |
Chill the FCUK OUT!!!! So the bike was lost, yes it is sad.
But there is humor in it....I personally think it was creative!! |
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