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| Brown Gino |
lol i just heard this joke from my dad
Theres this couple who have been dating for a long time and the girl one day says, "We have been dating for 3 years now....its about time you met my parents" So the guy says "ok but can we have sex tonight" and the girl says "sure, go to the pharmacy and buy some condoms." The guy goes to the pharmacy to get condoms and he starts talking to the pharmacist, "Im gonna have sex with my girlfriend and i would like to buy some condoms" So the pharmacist says" I'll give u the best ones'
so the night goes by, they have sex and etc...
so the next day is the dinner with the girls parents and they both drive to the house. He meets her parents and he freaks out when he meets her dad. So when dinner comes the guy says, "I ll say prayer"
An hour goes by he's still praying
two hours go by and he's still praying
so finaly the girlfriends says "WOW i never knew that you were such a religious guy.."
the boyfriends says, "Ya and i never knew that ur dad was a pharmacist"
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| Nytehawk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Brown Gino
lol i just heard this joke from my dad
Theres this couple who have been dating for a long time and the girl one day says, "We have been dating for 3 years now....its about time you met my parents" So the guy says "ok but can we have sex tonight" and the girl says "sure, go to the pharmacy and buy some condoms." The guy goes to the pharmacy to get condoms and he starts talking to the pharmacist, "Im gonna have sex with my girlfriend and i would like to buy some condoms" So the pharmacist says" I'll give u the best ones'
so the night goes by, they have sex and etc...
so the next day is the dinner with the girls parents and they both drive to the house. He meets her parents and he freaks out when he meets her dad. So when dinner comes the guy says, "I ll say prayer"
An hour goes by he's still praying
two hours go by and he's still praying
so finaly the girlfriends says "WOW i never knew that you were such a religious guy.."
the boyfriends says, "Ya and i never knew that ur dad was a pharmacist"
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Oh my god, I was drinking a coke as I got to the end of the joke and just spit it all over my screeen, in GOOD joke... damn now I gotta clean my screen... hehehehe oops! |
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| Brown Gino |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nytehawk
Oh my god, I was drinking a coke as I got to the end of the joke and just spit it all over my screeen, in GOOD joke... damn now I gotta clean my screen... hehehehe oops! |
lol
ya my dads a pretty funny guy |
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| Nytehawk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Brown Gino
lol
ya my dads a pretty funny guy |
Get him to tell you some more, that was in real good! |
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| djshan |
| ahahahah nice one!:stongue: |
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| G`Dave |
My girlfriend's dad is a pharmacist :(
*Edit* and religious too I might add :( |
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| N|te-L|fe |
hope you dont really think your dad invented that one...
it's been around since the ice age |
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| Brown Gino |
| quote: | Originally posted by N|te-L|fe
hope you dont really think your dad invented that one...
it's been around since the ice age |
i didnt say he invented it |
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| 00soups00 |
meh.
slightly funny
but yiou could see where it was going from the beginning. |
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| kewlness |
old one but good one...
However, I don't see what praying for 2 hours would do :conf: |
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