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Favourite quotes from Beavis and Butthead
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| Sketch |
Since theres a thread for both Futurama and The Simpsons, i thought what the hell.
There are too many for me but 3 of my faves have to be:
Episode: WOODSHOP
after sawing everything from the teachers desk in half, beavis decides to chop off his own finger:
Woodshop teacher: DEAR GOD! PUT PRESSURE ON IT, APPLY A TOURNICATE, DEAR GOD WHERES THE FIRSTE AID KIT!!
Beavis with sawn off finger: aah, dear god wheres the first aid kit.
Episode: Huh Huh Humbug (Chrstmas episode)
Butthead: In life i was your partner, but now im some dead guy with cool chains.
and last but not least, SANTA BUTTHEAD
Santa Butthead: DAMMIT BEAVIS IF YOU EVER TALK TO ME LIK THAT AGAIN IM GONNA TAKE THOSE ANTLERS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR BUTT SIDEWAYS!!..
huh huh that would be cool. |
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| Freak |
The oil episode or something, where they tap into andersons sewage pipe thinking its oil.
Butthead: The crap leaves you house in those pipes underground
Beavis: No it doesnt- its in my basement in little jars.
Not exact quote, but you get the general.
havent watched an episode in about 8 years now lol |
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| twisted420 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sketch
Since theres a thread for both Futurama and The Simpsons, i thought what the hell. |
you forgot my Chef Tony thread GODDAMNIT:whip: :whip: :tongue2 |
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| R.j. |
in da movie:
pilot: get out of the cockpit!
buttheard: huh huh huh you said co-[BAM]
hahaa makes me laugh all da time. |
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| DigitalMP |
| ARE YOU THREATENING ME? |
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| DarkAngel |
I have two:
FROG BASEBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And
Burger TAG!!!!!!!
Not to mention,
BURGER WAR!!!!!!! |
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| TweeK |
| "were going to score" |
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| tranceDJ |
| LOL, "Woodshop" = Best Beavis & Butthead episode ever.:haha: |
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| Orbital32 |
In the movie when they are at the Hoover dam:
and the tour guide is asking if there any quesitons:
Beavis: Um, yeah, I just have a question ....um, is this
a "God" damn?
i thought that was funny as hell! |
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| DiMethGuy |
| "i'm gonna cave your nads in" |
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| Ondrayce |
"Do you have TP for my bunghole?"
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