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"Yo MaMa Jokes"
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| Ur Dream Grl |
Haiiiii peoplessss..
well this thread is not meant to offend anyone.. or anyone's moms..so PLEASE, dont take it personal'' hehehehe
however... i am just trying to cheer some people up in here with some laughs...
I picked up my lil cousins from school today.. they are all like 6-7-8 yrs old.. they were telling yo mama jokes in the car all the way back from school... it was hilarious.. i couldnt imagine my lil cousins making jokes like that.. but here's some... and i hope some of you would share some of yall too...:D :D :D :D :D
-Yo mama is so fat, she fell off a tree and went straight to hell
-yo mama is so fat, she jumped in the ocean and it rained for 3 days
-yo mama is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued
-Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!!
-yo mama so old.. powedered milk comes out of her breasts
hehehhe..
xoxo Ur Dream Grl |
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| JOKER |
-yo mama so old.. powedered milk comes out of her breasts! HAHAAAAA
(Now That's FUNNY) :)
Your mama is so FAT she has 3 smaller Fat chicks Orbiting around her!
Your Mama is so FAT she irons her close in the drive way!
Peace! JOKER |
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| NucleuzBoy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ur Dream Grl
-Yo mama is so fat, she fell off a tree and went straight to hell
-yo mama is so fat, she jumped in the ocean and it rained for 3 days
-yo mama is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued
-Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!!
-yo mama so old.. powedered milk comes out of her breasts
hehehhe..
xoxo Ur Dream Grl |
hahahaha, these are so funny dream grl.
here 's a couple that i remember.
"Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry."
" Yo momma so old her social security number is 1"
"yo mama is so old she's got jesus beeper number"
"Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway" |
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| lMIlk |
yo mamas so old she owes moses a quarter
yo mamas so fat her blood type is ragu
yo mamas so stupid shes dumb |
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| PhaseFour |
Yo mom so poor she wore her mcdonalds uniform to church
your moms car so ghetto people broke into it to steal the CLUB
...like a race car, she can burn 4 rubbers a night
...so poor i rang the doorbell and she said *ding*! |
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| InsomnEac |
Yo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.
Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.
Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses.
Yo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.
Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.
Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.
Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.
Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.
Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.
Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!
Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.
Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.
Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.
Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop
click here for: yo mama's so fat
click here for: yo mama's so nasty
click here for: yo mama's so old
click here for: yo mama's so stupid
click here for: yo mama's so ugly
yes i have too much time on my hands...hehehe... |
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| InsomnEac |
| quote: | Originally posted by Eugene
how immature |
c'mon dude, its all in good fun :)
although it might be more appropriate in the humour section
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| NucleuzBoy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Eugene
how immature |
immature???lolol
OKAY.. MR. SEVENTY NINE YEARS OLD.
WHY DONT YOU PACK YOUR SUITCASE AND LEAVE THEN, you are too old for this huh??
hahahahahah
what is your problem?, this is hilarious, i havent done this in forever, you must be one of those grumpy old men, i feel sorry for people like you with no sense of humor at all,
Im new here, and i've notice how some of you in here are some sad lil people.
lol
chill...take a breath.!!
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| Zombie0915 |
| I like the your momma joke from remember the titans, where the big lineman walks in to the locker room holding his back like he is in a lot of pain, then somone asks him whats wrong and he says, man, I just gave your momma a piggy back ride and she weighs twice as much as me! |
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| Eugene |
| quote: | Originally posted by NucleuzBoy
i feel sorry for people like you with no sense of humor at all,
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It's not that I don't have a sense of humor, it's the sense of humor you have :D
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Im new here, and i've notice how some of you in here are some sad lil people.
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you're new here, that's why you act like an , but I hope you'll calm down soon enough :toothless By the way, note that my post was just two words, your reply was like 15 lines. I think you need to chill... |
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| FASTDJMP3 |
| yo mama so stupid she brings with her a spoon to the superbowl :stongue: |
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