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Strange things in your eye . . (pg. 2)
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by mot10n
reminds me of Club Dread when the guy gets supersoakered in the face with alcohol..
"omg my eyes!" :stongue: |
holy crap did someone besides me like that movie?! |
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| Rodrico |
| Yeah seriously, how do you just list horse and not give a story? |
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| enferno |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Yeah seriously, how do you just list horse and not give a story? |
wellllll
here goes:
i was at my singers house having band pratice. it was a ing nice day outside, so we decided to pratice outside. he has like, 4 horses, and the only spot that was level was the horse pasture. we got into a fight (i think it was over me grabbing his girlfriends ass at a concert) and he pick up a glob of horse , calls my name, and i look at him, then POW!!! hor crap in me eye. asl;dfhagasdf sooooo dirty |
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| |cEbLu3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
Today alone:
Guitar String punctured my pupil
and i got yogurt in my eye, that stings
Other times:
Toothpaste
horse
had a woodchip stuck underneath my eyelid for like 6 hours once, that hurt
saliva
candlewax
eggplant (was beamed in the head with one while at a party)
all i can think of right now |
Ok, the otehr might concievably happen,but.......horse ??? |
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| tribu |
| quote: | | Ok, the otehr might concievably happen,but.......horse ??? |
he explained it nearly three hours before your post... |
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| basd |
| Positive thing about wearing glasses: You won't get horse in your eye. Nor most of the other things, although a fly may pass through sometimes. |
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| jamiepollock643 |
On the glasses thing...
My friend a while back was walking down the road and a bee flew in between his glasses and his eye. He panicked and threw his glasses off landing like 5 feet down the street in the road and a car drove over them. I've never laughed as hard in my life, needless to say he doesnt like any flying insects now, he sometimes wears goggles. |
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| whitesmoke |
| there is a parasite somewhere in the rain forests that gets in your blood and travels to your eye. the parasite then gets into the vitreous humor (the jelly substance that is inside your eyeball) of the eye and lives off of that. the only way you know you have the parasite is when you see shadows move accross your field of view in one eye. kind of wierd..... |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by abdul
shot my self in the face with some unnamed male bodily fluid:disbelief |
:nervous: :nervous: |
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| EyesOfExtasy |
I assume Jizz was already mentioned in the list....(too lazy to read)
Didnt happen to me but I did get a fly in my eye when I was younger and riding my bike and also ash from a cigarette, and smoke too. Smoke burns :( |
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| Nell |
| Matts sad life aside, i've had a piece of ice caught in my eye before. |
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| Nite-Mer |
Probably the worst thing was when I was blowing ash out of my piece and didn't cover the bowl. A piece of ash went in my eye and irritated it for a few days. Vicks can be a son of a bitch too.
Also, don't get crushed red chili peppers in your eye, it is terrible. |
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