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So, it looks like I'm a womanizer. (pg. 4)
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| Mr. Pink |
it's not how many girls you take pics with
or even how many girls you've ed....
its a personality trait....its charm.....character....confidence.
all of those can be flipped sided into being a negative attribute, but as long as you harness your powers and use them only for good... you're straight chillin.
and hey pal- i can post pics of me with many ladies but that doesn't make my pen0r any bigger now, does it? |
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| Seventil |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
all of those can be flipped sided into being a negative attribute, but as long as you harness your powers and use them only for good... you're straight chillin.
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Didn't Obi-Wan say that to Luke? |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by Seventil
Didn't Obi-Wan say that to Luke? |
LOL!
especially the "straight chillin" part LMAO
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nell
i think you have a bit of complex to make a statement such as that.. penis envy perhaps? what's your problem?.. get to final base and women laugh at your gherkin sized manhood, leaving you a virgin for another year before you get another oppotunity to have sex with your favourite cousin you had those funny feelings for.. im guessing so.
i'm presuming the skin and jelly is a fat dig.. well do i look like i give a toss? the truth is I could get rif of any excess fat through a simple bit of cardio unlike your penis operation, which will cost about 1k to get it removed from your forehead and then you will have to pay me a further 1.5k for the fat in my stomach that you need to be injected into your new slightly deformed excuse for a cock. anyway, being physically fit as i am and being the size that I am, i couldnt care less because lets be honest i can hammer home my king size nail with a sledge hammer of my weight, while your still working on what hole to knock your pin in with that sorry excuse for a wooden mallet you call your bell-end. you obviously inherited it from your father, so i can't blame you for having such a tiny prick, but at least it explains why your mother's been sniffing coke off of my in the clubs.
seriously based on that pic you posted of yourself over a year ago where you're in your 'gay' pose (hands behined head and all) and this slightly concerning obsession with other people's penis's... i'm quite sure you are completely bent.. don't be ashamed, but i think you better know now.. size does matter! so go with the op! :stongue: :stongue:
That's 'wha happened?' :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
nell u got to learn to diss people..i didnt even bother reading it was too long...keep short and sweet when dissing...u need alot of help young player. but we can make a pimp out of you yet |
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| Seventil |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nell
get to final base and women laugh at your gherkin sized manhood, |
What the is gherkin?
gher·kin ( P ) Pronunciation Key (gūrkn)
n.
A West Indian vine (Cucumis anguria) having prickly mature fruits that are sold as curiosities. The immature fruits are widely used for pickling.
The fruit of this plant. Also called gooseberry gourd.
A small cucumber, especially one used for pickling.
I don't get it. !! ;)
EDIT - Just saw the small cucumber thing. Although not very lucid... I guess it's an applicable "diss". |
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| igottaknow |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
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| Vivid Boy |
| hahahahahah that was good...shes sort of brushing the hand away |
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| Vivid Boy |
| oh ya nell..looks like i hit a sweet spot. Ive been known to find those, chubbs. |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
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| Nell |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
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im on the friends ladder with all but one of those girls, i never claimed not to be. i jsut like being around sexy women, chatting flirting etc etc. but nice pic anyway it made me smaile for a moment. i find it funny you think i need help when your creating pics in response though, a tad ironic to say the least :) i've seen your pics and i can understand what with your balding head that you might find it hard to get the younger :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: j/k jus tbuy some spray on hair or sommat :)
anyway....
but seriously, how old are you man. yoour like an internet pedo by the look of it :nervous: :nervous: get some friends your own age would be a good idea.... if you can. |
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| Nell |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
oh ya nell..looks like i hit a sweet spot. Ive been known to find those, chubbs. |
its the G-spot you should be after (not on me though thanks), maybe that's where you've been going wrong. take it easy homo, the boys still love you and your half crunch pose.. :haha:
anyway...
LOLOLOLOLOL!
i swear to god i gave you the last of my spare change the other night with a half eaten tuna sandwhich. seriously, you lookd like some bummed out crack dealer. hmmm hangon, i thik you wer on bum fights weren't you? seriously, the tea cosey hat and the council worker jacket really are class man, you must of been raiding people's bin bags to get thsoe quality clothes. |
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