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Proof that Im a retard (pictures inside!) (pg. 4)
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| wwu.punisher |
This is the kind of story that, no matter how many times you decide to tell it in the future, never gets old. I laughed harder at this than pretty much anything else I've read on TA so far this summer...
...mostly because I've done roughly the same thing.
About two years ago, I was in a hurry to get dressed, because I was running late for work. It was pouring outside and really cold, so I decided to put on a sweatshirt. My arm got stuck in the sleeve, and I just kind of pushed. The armpit on the shirt ripped, my fist shot straight up into the air above me, and I pwned the light fixture in our living room. Broke the enclosure, frame, bulb, and mounting brackets. Somehow, I managed not to cut myself, but it ended up costing about $80 to fix. |
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| getfoul |
| quote: | Originally posted by montana
is it just me or does the cracks from like a underwear-shape |
Get a psychic over there to interperate it as a sign. |
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| *~*Angelblue*~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by TigerClaw
Im sure you received quite a beating when your parents came home and saw that. :haha: |
well since he doesn't live with mom and dad he didn't get any beatings. His roomies were pissed but oh well. Happens. |
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| djeternal |
| lol....good job tree booooo |
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| kid nyce |
| what hole? i don't see anything...good job fixing it up! :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Slylee |
| more like proof that you don't have a mother or girlfriend living with you...:stongue: |
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
more like proof that you don't have a mother or girlfriend living with you...:stongue: |
Are you asking to move in with me? ;) |
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| JM |
i wanna see pix of you wearing a bicycle helmet on a short bus. then i'll believe you.
>JM< |
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| *~*Angelblue*~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by tribu
Are you asking to move in with me? ;) |
haha Buddy what a way to ask a girl to move in with you!:tongue3 |
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| Slylee |
| yes can i please live with you and clean up after you? pretty please? i'll even throw in some sex, i promise. |
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| Clovis86 |
| You better be good at makin plaster... |
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