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| Orbax |
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To get thine ends, lay bashfulness aside; Who fears to ask, doth teach to be deny'd.
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Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.
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You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
Sacha Guitry
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There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them, are already listening to what they are going to say themselves.
Albert Guinon
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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Matt Groening,
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I have long been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid thing the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.
Bruce Grocott
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You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
Wayne Gretzky
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I expect to pass through this world but once; any good thing therefore that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to any fellow creature, let me do it now; let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.
Ettiene De Grellet
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The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving.
Russell Green
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The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.
Robert Graves
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Graffito
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So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.
Bertrand Russell
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It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are good servants but bad masters.
Aesop (620 BC - 560 BC)
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It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
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There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee.
Lester J. Pourciau
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There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it.
George Bernard Shaw
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Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.
William Hazlitt (1778 - 1830)
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My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Benjamin Disraeli (1804 - 1881)
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As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
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The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
Lily Tomlin (1939 - )
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I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly.
Michel de Montaigne (1533 - 1592)
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Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves.
Peter McArthur
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He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
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Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.
Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - ),
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He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.
David Frost
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If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Quentin Crisp
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Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
Jean-Paul Sartre (1905 - 1980
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Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no God.
Heywood Broun
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Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
W. H. Auden (1907 - 1973)
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Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.
Jules Renard (1864 - 1910)
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Mark Twain
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain
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If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain
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In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
Mark Twain |
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| DjWhooCares |
"to be or not to be?......That is the question"
w3rd!:wtf: |
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| Boomer187 |
| mines in my sig :wtf: |
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| twisted420 |
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain
i love it..
Orbax..or what ever your real name is..for some reason i very much admire you..not sure why...but (not so much because of this) but you just come off like you know what the your doing..
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by twisted420
Orbax..or what ever your real name is..for some reason i very much admire you..not sure why...but (not so much because of this) but you just come off like you know what the your doing..
[END FAN BOY RANT HERE] |
so ghey. |
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| twisted420 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
so ghey. |
flame away...but i stand by what i said..mabye i should edit it not to sound like a load of crap
even if im complimenting someone i dont know...on the internet...
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by twisted420
flame away...but i stand by what i said..mabye i should edit it not to sound like a load of crap
even if im complimenting someone i dont know...on the internet...
*starts to rethink what he has done* |
so much more ghey.
although orbax is cool.
^non ghey way to say what you were trying to say. |
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| DjWhooCares |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
so much more ghey.
w3rd....very gheyness,,gheylord
although orbax is cool.
^non ghey way to say what you were trying to say. |
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| twisted420 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
so much more ghey.
although orbax is cool.
^non ghey way to say what you were trying to say. |
at least you edited it from this:
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
so much more ghey.
w3rd....very gheyness,,gheylord
although orbax is cool.
^non ghey way to say what you were trying to say. |
:wtf: :eyespop: :mad: |
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| {b.s.e.} |
Know thine enemy as thyself.
Sun Tsu |
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| Billabong |
| Stifler - Suck my balls and serve me a milkshake. |
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| Marcy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Billabong
Stifler - Suck my balls and serve me a milkshake. |
:haha:
Wicked film. |
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