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It was another Payday, and I was tired...
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| La5eR |
of being a Mr.Goodbar. So I saw Miss Hershey
standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner
of Clark and Fifth Avenue, and I whipped out my
Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetart,
how'd you like to Krunch on my Big Hunk for
a Hundred Thousand Dollar Bar?"
Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll,
and, Uno, it was like pure Almond Joy.
I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds
'cause it was easy to see this little Twix had the
Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold back a
Snicker and a Krackle as my Butterfinger went
up her tight little Kit Kat and she started
to scream: "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!"
Soon she was fondling my Peter Paul and Zagnuts
and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew
my Milkduds clear to Mars and gave
her a taste of the old Milky Way.
She asked if I was into M&M but
I said, "Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff"-- and then
I said, "Look, you little Reese's Pieces! Don't be
a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you just take my
Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit O'Honey?"
(and oh, boy, what a piece of Juicyfruit she was, too).
She screamed, "Oh, Crackerjack, you're better than
the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong
up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup.
Well, I was givin' it to her Good 'n' Plenty when,
all of a sudden ... my Starburst.
As luck would have it, she started to grow a bit
Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach.
Sure enough, nine months later,
out popped a Baby Ruth. |
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| BLuEOcEaN420 |
:wtf: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
props for originality :p |
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| mentalbarter |
lol
UK version:p:
Mr. Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey. It was After Eight. She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum.. he asked her name "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", he thought 'I'm the one with the nuts'.
Then he touched her MilKy Way. They checked in & went straight to the bedroom, Mr. Cadbury turned ouT the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker, and he showed her his Curly Wurly. Ms. Rowntree wasn't keen to have more Jelly Babies so she let him take a trip down Bournville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment, and she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun-sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he decided to take Time Out.. However he noticed her Pink Wafers looked appetising. So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet and gave her a Gob Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr. Cadbury then had to go home to his wife Caramel. Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turns out Ms. Rowntree had a box of Assorted Creams.
She had been with All Sorts! |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| hey, it's like i'm in grade 4 again. |
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| wwu.punisher |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
hey, it's like i'm in grade 4 again. |
I was going to find an "OLD" macro... but this will have to do. :) |
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