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Some Political Humor
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| Shakka |
I know nobody will mind a few chuckles at the expense of the Clintons...
| quote: | Bill Clinton is everywhere now promoting his book. I believe the
last time Clinton did a media blitz like this was to deny
everything that's in this book. --David Letterman.
"Bill Clinton's book went on sale today at long last. Earlier
today hundreds of people waited outside of Barnes and Noble in
the pouring rain for a chance to meet Bill Clinton. When asked
if she minded the rain, One woman said, "I'm meeting Bill
Clinton, I just assumed my dress would get ruined" --Conan O'Brien
"I just read Bill Clinton's book. Hundreds of affairs, thousands
of lies, lawsuits, subpoenas and then I got to page two".
--Craig Kilborn
Experts say that Bill clinton's book could raise 100 million
dollars. Hillary wants to burn it, George Bush wants to color it
and John Kerry wants to marry it." --Craig Kilborn
"Former President Clinton is everywhere right now. Earlier today
Oprah Winfrey asked Bill Clinton if he has talked to
Monica Lewinsky since the affair. Clinton responded, "Are you
kidding? I didn't talk to her during the affair" --Conan O'Brien
A thousand people waited in line for an autographed copy of Bill
Clinton's book. There was pushing, there was shoving, there was
groping and that's just when Bill signed your book."
--Craig Kilborn
"Bill Clinton's autobiography came out today. It's based on a
true story." --Jay Leno
"Bill Clinton was on "Oprah" talking about the book. I guess
tomorrow he's on the Maury Povich show doing one of those
paternity test shows...In two days he's been on 60 Minutes, He's
been on 'Oprah' , tomorrow he's on 'Larry King'. The only thing
he hasn't been on lately is Hillary." --Jay Leno
"How many of you folks purchased a copy of 'My Life' by Bill
Clinton. It was in the book stores yesterday and it was a great
day for Bill. The first day he sold 1,500 books and he got 6
phone numbers." --David Letterman
"I loved it when Bill Clinton told Dan Rather the worst day of
his life was the day he told Hillary the truth. Well of course
it was. The first time you try anything it's always going to be
difficult." --Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs have come out. So much of her
personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want
to sleep with an intern." -- Craig Kilborn
"In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details
what it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him,
getting married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as
husband and wife. Then on page two, the trouble starts."
-- Jay Leno
"In the book she says when Bill told her he was having an affair,
she said 'I could hardly breathe, I was gulping for air.' No, I'm
sorry, that's what Monica said." -- David Letterman
"Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced
that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of
the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is
bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of
becoming a two-impeachment family." -- David Letterman
"Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her first party in
her new home in Washington. People said it was a lot like the
parties she used to host at the White House. In fact, even the
furniture was the same." -- Jay Leno
"Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking
his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a
promise made, is a promise broken. And then out of habit, she
demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch." -- Craig Kilborn
"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in
America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men
admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away
with it." -- Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of
New York. When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family
Bible. You know, the one with only seven commandments."
-- David Letterman
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| MisterOpus1 |
:haha:
I remember a few of those on Leno and Kilborn's shows. Classics. |
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| LiquidX |
| :haha: :haha: :haha: nice ones! |
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| Q5echo |
| quote: | "Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs have come out. So much of her
personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want
to sleep with an intern." -- Craig Kilborn |
DUDE! thats hilarious
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| smokeape |
Clinton should've never been elected in the first place, so antectodes are no surprise.
:p
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