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Marry one TA, who would it be?
- Weinerschnitzel
Fly, where would you go?
- probably to a relatively untouched jungle/forest or a mediterranean island
Grow in size like Mario when you get a mushroom, what would you do with this power?
- climb Everest with no effort
Change the length of your penis on command, what would you do with this skill?
- use it as a kick-stand, whenever I got lazy
Pick up a car, what then?
- put it back down
Actually cry a river, would you drown in it? or drown someone else and who?
- neither
Change your gender at will, what would you now take as a professional career?
- I would be a gynaecologist
Control your hair-growth rate, what would you do?
- get hairy for winter |
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| chavs |
Marry one TA, who would it be?
- I don't want to have an intraweb wife, so no one
Fly, where would you go?
- Up to the sky
Grow in size like Mario when you get a mushroom, what would you do with this power?
- Claim that I'm the greatest man on earth
Change the length of your penis on command, what would you do with this skill?
- I think it's okay, and my g/f too.
Pick up a car, what then?
- Throw it?
Actually cry a river, would you drown in it? or drown someone else and who?
- Technically, if I'm the one that cries a river I have to be drowned, unless I cry it from a high place.
Change your gender at will, what would you now take as a professional career?
- Circus freak
Control your hair-growth rate, what would you do?
- Join the X-Men as "The human hair" |
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| DJ_Bod |
Marry one TA, who would it be?
- I have no idea
Fly, where would you go?
- London, Amsterdam, Tokyo. (In order of preference)
Grow in size like Mario when you get a mushroom, what would you do with this power?
- Dominate the NBA, become rich, retire...
Change the length of your penis on command, what would you do with this skill?
- *shrug* Whatever SHE wants me to do with it.
Pick up a car, what then?
- flip it over and burn it (just to say I did)
Actually cry a river, would you drown in it? or drown someone else and who?
- neither
Change your gender at will, what would you now take as a professional career?
- professional masturbator
Control your hair-growth rate, what would you do?
- keep it the perfect length all the time |
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| astroboy |
| quote: | | Marry one TA, who would it be? |
Either anuneventrade or weinerschnitzel
| quote: | | Fly, where would you go? |
Tibet
| quote: | | Grow in size like Mario when you get a mushroom, what would you do with this power? |
I'd eat a bit of one to make myself a couple of inches taller.
| quote: | | Change the length of your penis on command, what would you do with this skill? |
First I'd grow it to ridiculously large proportions and acquire legendary status. Then I'd shrink it back to practicable size.
| quote: | | Pick up a car, what then? |
Find someone else who can pick up cars and challenge them to a car-duel.
| quote: | | Actually cry a river, would you drown in it? or drown someone else and who? |
I would'n't drown anyone I'd buy a load of cheap worthless land in the desert then create a river running through it and put it to work.
| quote: | | Change your gender at will, what would you now take as a professional career? |
Professional gossip spreader. I'd spread positive rumours about my male alterego then change back to male and reap the rewards.
| quote: | | your hair-growth rate, what would you do? |
Try it long for a while, or freak people out by growing it really fast in front of them. |
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| citric_acid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
P.S. Citrics head is gonna be huge :) LOL! That's ok, if I was a lez, I'd hit it :eek: ;) |
if i were lez id hit u 2;) |
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| ShadoWolf |
| lezes "hit it?" :conf: :conf: :conf: :conf: :conf: |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by citric_acid
if i were lez id hit u 2;) |
ROTF that was the best quote evar! I really should start making a favourite "TA quotes" log.
Thanks citric, that was quite unexpected!:thepirate |
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| torontotrance |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
Marry one TA, who would it be?
Fly, where would you go?
Grow in size like Mario when you get a mushroom, what would you do with this power?
Change the length of your penis on command, what would you do with this skill?
Pick up a car, what then?
Actually cry a river, would you drown in it? or drown someone else and who?
Change your gender at will, what would you now take as a professional career?
Control your hair-growth rate, what would you do? |
Marry......Josta or Proxy ;)
Fly - Easter Island (It's far away from most of the world and a cool island from what I heard)
If I could grow, I'd rent myself out as a wrecker for buildings and rake in the coin
Change the length of my pen0r, probably become a pornstar or a sideshow in Vegas, both would make me a ton of coin
I'd love to drive the Mclaren F1 on a proving ground in Europe and see how fast I could take the car (Damn need for speed dreams :))
If I could cry a river, I'd go to places where they had no rain and cry and create water for people that really needed it and probably make some coin out of it
I'd like to have to play with at times but I'd stay a male
If I could control my hair growth, I'd make some elixir and sell it for big bucks to bald people or I'd keep my hair short for kicks. |
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| Floorfiller |
yeah!!! i love enferno's question time!!!
Marry one TA, who would it be?
I'll have to go with Theresa there hehehe :p. We are just so alike, I can't wait to meet her!!
Fly, where would you go?
hmmm...good question. I'd really like to go somewhere like Bali or Tahiti, but i'd also like to go do something really cool like visit some ancient archaeology sites...i'm a sucker for that stuff!!
Grow in size like Mario when you get a mushroom, what would you do with this power?
I guess it depends on how big i actually grew. maybe i would reach things on the top of the costco shelves because those are really high...
Change the length of your penis on command, what would you do with this skill?
i'd keep it at well hung most of the time, but might make it disappear if i'm working out or about to get kicked in the nuts
Pick up a car, what then?
i really like those 2004 jaguar's. very classy and cool
Actually cry a river, would you drown in it? or drown someone else and who?
if i actually cried a river it would probably because i was sad yes? so i would probably drown in it :(
Change your gender at will, what would you now take as a professional career?
if i was a woman, i think that i would want to be something that aloud for lots of shopping time hehehe :p
Control your hair-growth rate, what would you do?
if i could control my hair i would leave my head hair at a length equal to about a week or so after a hair cut so that it looks good, but not just trimmed. and i would have no body hair and keep it that way ;) |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
Marry one TA, who would it be? Theresa.
Fly, where would you go? Sicily.
Grow in size like Mario when you get a mushroom, what would you do with this power? Be able to reach the things on the top shelves that I cant reach now because Im so damned short. ;)
Change the length of your penis on command, what would you do with this skill? I wish I had a penis to play with... :happy2:
Pick up a car, what then? When you say "pick up" do you literally mean "pick up?"
Actually cry a river, would you drown in it? or drown someone else and who? I have a slight fear of drowning. Sometimes I have nightmares about it.
Change your gender at will, what would you now take as a professional career? Theres nothing that a man can do that I cant do as a woman, so it would still be "whatever the hell I want." :p
Control your hair-growth rate, what would you do? I would make it stop growing all together so I wouldnt have to get it cut/shave ANYWHERE anymore. :tongue3 |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
Marry one TA, who would it be? Theresa.
Change your gender at will, what would you now take as a professional career? Theres nothing that a man can do that I cant do as a woman, so it would still be "whatever the hell I want." :p
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oh man...you are so gonna win that marriage battle i can just tell :(:)
oh and i can pee standing up :p...TAKE THAT!!!! |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
oh and i can pee standing up :p...TAKE THAT!!!! |
yes she can
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