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Bored at work thread (pg. 3)
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| Mr. Pink |
YES!
i did it!!
my erection is gone LMAO
now i can finally get up and take a piss.
sucks cuz for some reason, i get a boner when i sit here. Im constantly thinking of screwing my girlfriend cuz of these damn sex chairs!
This is not healthy!*goes to pee* |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
YES!
i did it!!
my erection is gone LMAO
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what did you "do" to get rid of the erection? :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by ShadoWolf
what did you "do" to get rid of the erection? :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
I came on TA
apparently you guys are all killers |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
I came on TA
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no tissue? :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by ShadoWolf
no tissue? :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
lmao!!!!
:haha: :haha:
juke is everywhere :( |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
lmao!!!!
:haha: :haha:
juke is everywhere :( |
just don't get it on the Wedge I'm going to order :whip: |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by ShadoWolf
just don't get it on the Wedge I'm going to order :whip: |
Well if you're going to get the wedge you might as well order the wedge/ramp combo lol
the Wedge is a prop used for oral as a prop under the pelvis for anal or doggy style.
the Ramp is used for rear entry. You can achieve a higher angle for deeper penetration. It virtually eliminates lower back issues!!
-With hips tilted up, you are more likely to hit the G-Spot.
-Makes you feel bigger and her tighter.
-Easier on neck and during oral sex.
-Better eye contact
-Easier on knees
"Sex lasts longer when you're comfortable and supported!" :) |
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| Floorfiller |
you know what pisses me off about my work...ok...
1. they are starting to block out my email with a firewall. i used to have no problems getting on to it, but now sometimes i can get on and sometimes its blocked
2. they raise all the prices on the vending machine because i was only buying the 55c starbursts..then they upped it to 60c so i started buying the reeses peanut butter cups at 55c, then they just upped everything to 65c :whip: |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
Well if you're going to get the wedge you might as well order the wedge/ramp combo lol
the Wedge is a prop used for oral as a prop under the pelvis for anal or doggy style.
the Ramp is used for rear entry. You can achieve a higher angle for deeper penetration. It virtually eliminates lower back issues!!
-With hips tilted up, you are more likely to hit the G-Spot.
-Makes you feel bigger and her tighter.
-Easier on neck and during oral sex.
-Better eye contact
-Easier on knees
"Sex lasts longer when you're comfortable and supported!" :) |
you just sold me!! :gsmile: :stongue: |
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| Mr. Pink |
I claim sales rights on all TA members
screw LeeAnn lol
i want my 3% comission! |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
yeah i wouldn't suggest it to everybody hehehe...but i'm in charge around here...my boss sees me ing off all the damn time, but i know he's not gonna fire me...he needs me waaaaaay too much ehehhe |
same with mine. I swear I work at the friggin circus. it's just a small “mom and pop” type of law firm. only 2 lawyers, both are awesome...2 secretaries, me, and then josh, the “file clerk”...he’s in the storage office taking a nap now even though he has about a month's worth of filing to do. lol the other secretary will come back by his area (near mine) and be like, "where's josh? is he taking a nap"? ...so casually, like it's normal. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
same with mine. I swear I work at the friggin circus. it's just a small “mom and pop” type of law firm. only 2 lawyers, both are awesome...2 secretaries, me, and then josh, the “file clerk”...he’s in the storage office taking a nap now even though he has about a month's worth of filing to do. lol the other secretary will come back by his area (near mine) and be like, "where's josh? is he taking a nap"? ...so casually, like it's normal. |
aahhhhh ain't it the good life? i mean i'm really ing bored, but at least i'm not exhausted and over worked right?
i entertain myself. so far today just about the most productive thing i've done is answer a couple of stupid phone calls and do some push ups hehehe :p |
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