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Is The Simpsons the best regular TV program? (pg. 3)
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| Jayci |
| its funny, but not the best IMO |
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| dieTcocaiNe |
Yea
Its always good, quite stupid, but thats the concept. |
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| **Joe_86** |
have the Rolling Stones killed!
..but sir, those aren't the..
Do as I say!
:D |
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| **Joe_86** |
Homer: What does "sequestered" mean?
Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together
so they can't communicate with the outside world.
Homer: What does "deadlocked" mean?
Skinner: It's when the jury can't agree on a verdict.
Homer: Uh huh. And "if"?
Skinner: A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition
that".
Homer: So _if_ we don't all vote the same way, we'll be _deadlocked_
and have to be _sequestered_ in the Springfield Palace Hotel
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Patty: That's not going to happen, Homer.
Jasper: Let's vote. My liver is failing.
Homer: -- where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool,
free HBO -- Ooh! "Free Willy"!
Skinner: Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson. It has little if
anything to do with a disobedient whale. Now let's vote!
Homer: Uh, how are the rest of you voting?
Everyone: Guilty.
Homer: OK, fine. How many S's in "innocent"? |
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| **Joe_86** |
Burns: [looking up from his magazine] Smithers, what's the meaning
of this slacking off?
Smithers: Uh, there's a bee in my eye, sir.
Burns: And?
Smithers: I, I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die.
Burns: But we're running out of forward momentum.
Smithers: Uh, perhaps you could pedal for just a little while, sir?
Burns: Quite impossible. I could try to bat him off if you like.
[tries, feebly]
Smithers: Uh, really, that's o-- [the bee stings Smithers, who slumps
over the handlebars]
Burns: Holy cats, man! We're starting to wobble.
Smithers: [heavily slurred] Get ... me ... to ... a ... hospital ...
you ... have ... to ... pedal.
Burns: Oh, Tuttle's Sunday trousers. Fear not, I'll get you to a
hospital -- the only way I know how.
Smithers, you infernal ninny, stick your left hoof on that
flange, now! Now, if you can get it through your bug-addled
brain, jam that second mephitic clodhopper of yours on the
right doodad! Now pump those scrawny chicken legs, you
stuporous funker! |
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| **Joe_86** |
Lovejoy: C'mon boy, this is the spot, right here. That's a good boy,
do your dirty sinful business.
Ned: Well, howdy, Reverend Lovejoy. Nice to see you there ... on
my lawn ... with your dog.
Lovejoy: Oh, oh, ooh, bad dog! Look at that, right on Ned's lawn.
Now how could you do such a thing?
[quietly to the dog] Good boy, don't stop now.
Bad dog, I condemn you to Hell.
Ned: Better get the old snow shovel back from Homer, eh?
[leaves]
Lovejoy: [to dog] Good boy, don't stop the music. |
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| PeacefulWarrior |
| Absolutely. It's one of the all time greats. |
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| Arbiter |
| It most certainly is. |
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| wozza |
lol
i posted this thread ages ago lol
:D
wozza |
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| thewarpbrothers |
| hell yeah |
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| AnD |
I like futurama more... think im the only one :p . . .
Best non animated is seinfeld, without any doubt. |
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