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the pro's and con's of tequilla
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| colonelcrisp |
well this one starts out friday night, my good buddy of 20 some odd years decides to throw a end of the summer party called beanstalk (he lives on a soybean farm) so anyways, he invites everyone...and i mean everyone. so needless to say there are about 2 dozen people i havent seen in 5 years. so i decide im going to celebrate quite heavily tonight, i pick up a 40 of jose cuervo especiale and a 28 case of labatt blue.
5:00 pm start drinking beer with a few of my buddies over a freindly game of drink and goe fish... aka just drink a load of beer while under the guise of a card game
7:00 hit the 10 beer mark, things are getting funny, throw my buddy into the pool with his cell phone on. he then throws me in with my cell phone on, my other buddy, feeling left out, decides to jump in with his cell phone on under his own free will
9:00 finnished about 18 beers, getting sick of them now, moving on to tequilla. bad idea number 1 for the night
1:00 - 11:00 drinking tequilla sunrises, regular strenght, pretty wasted at this point straightline travel is now imposible
12:00 strong tequilla sunrises have given way to straight shots, me and a few freinds corrall around the bottle for a closer look at our demise.
12:10, my buddy the party host passes out ant pukes in his bed, being the good freind i am, i color on his face and write prison love across his forhead, take a picture of it, then haul his drunk ass to the porcelain god for worship while i help his mom change the sheets.
2:00 witht he tequilla effect if full force and me being right ed my freind prikken comes up with wa 40 oz of tequilla rose. his favorite thing is to get 5 or six people together and drink the whole thing in less thana minute. this particular time, the only bastards stupid enough to try this were me and prikken, so we fired up a 20 oz glass each and put them both down in 10 seconds.
3:00 am i am now lost in the corn field and cant find my way out
4:am i found my way out and decide that it is time to take my pants off and go to sleep
9:00 am i wake up and my face is wet, i realize i am sleeping in my diner fromthe night before.
9:30, my buddy comes out seid and drags me from my puke soaked tent to the shower to clean off. i do the walk of shame past his parents in my boxers coverd in peptobismol colored puke
10:00 finneshed my shower go back to sleep
1:30 pm wake up again have to bee at work by 2:30, head feels like calgary stampede, still cant find my pants.l drive home shirtless in my boxers, find clothes at home, go to work and wish i had died for the next 9 hours......
conclusion Tequilla in all forms is the devil, never trust it. Jose is not your friend |
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| GelatinPufF |
Everytime something like that happens to me I swear to myself that I will never touch another drink again:(
Three weeks later however, I wake up in a ditch by the side of the road, with dried vomit stains covering my pants and t-shirt. Again, I swear to myself that I will never touch another drink again:o |
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| blazed it |
| and the lesson is don't drink cheap tequila. you'd have been better off with some herradura. |
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| XaNaX |
Or the lesson is don't drink 18 beers and then tequila. If you would have stuck with straight tequila all night you would have been ok.
I never got the alcohol goggles myself, but I have seen several of my friends hook up with nasty skanky chicks under the influence of tequila. I guess that is one negative side of it. |
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| KilldaDJ |
being sick on drink is horrible.
u puke up that u dont recall eating |
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| tennessee_raver |
lmao great story :haha:
vodka is where it's at mate ;) |
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| colonelcrisp |
| vodka isnt that much better, my buddy that puked in his own bed in his own house at midnight drank a half 40 of vodka absolute i belive.... but he felt a hell of alot beter in the morning than i did. |
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