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Wow, this helps me write offensively!
BEFORE...
| quote: | | More thoughtful discussion over at TranceAddict happened today. "TECHNO" is a big, puffy word, not unlike those little pillowy guys who advertise toilet paper. Sorry, I forget their names at the moment, but I'm a sucker for cute mascots. So being a type of person who will knowingly embrace contradictions, I wanted to respectfully answer mndeg's question: |
AFTER...
| quote: | | More thoughtful discussion over at TranceAddict ed today. "TECHNO" is a jerking big, puffy word, not unlike those little pillowy wanks who advertise toilet paper. Sorry, I forget their names at the fingering moment, but I'm a wanking sucker for cute licks. So being a deep throating type of person who will knowingly embrace contradictions, I wanted to respectfully answer mndeg's question: |
But wait! There's more . . .
BEFORE...
| quote: | | It's no secret that the electronic world of techno music is still burgeoning and growing shoots and leaves in a variety of directions, spawning subcults of subgenres and substyles every what-it-seems-like fortnight. Like a brilliant symphony of firecrackers exploding across an already beautiful Aurora Borealis, the variety and diversity of what is one freakin' YUGE umbrella is staggering. Not to mention how electronic sounds have infiltrated -- or more recently, boldly marched into -- all manner of other kinds of music, from country to pop to rock to rolling on... and need I say the instrumental section of most hip-hop, which encapsulates not only synthesizers (i.e. Timbaland's take on the acid house sounds and his stuttered swing beats which bring to mind the jagged breaks of drum 'n' bass) and sampling (this one goes without an explanation)? To channel Ben Kingsley via proxy of Conan O'Brien, "Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!" |
AFTER...
| quote: | | It's no secret that the electronic world of techno music is still burgeoning and gangbanging shoots and leaves in a raunching variety of directions, spawning subcults of raunchs and substyles every what-it-seems-like fortnight. Like a brilliant symphony of firecrackers ing spews an already beautiful Aurora "Ass-stitcher" Balls, the lapping variety and diversity of what is one freakin' YUGE umbrella is plowing. Not to mention how electronic gangbangs have wad pulled -- or more recently, boldly marched into -- all manner of other lapps of music, from country to pop to rock to rolling on... and need I say the lapping instrumental section of most hip-hop, which encapsulates not only synthesizers (i.e. Timbaland's take on the acid house sounds and his farted swing s which bring to mind the jagged breaks of drum 'n' muff sniffs) and sampling (this one fists without an explanation)? To channel Ben "Mistress Anal" Kingsley via proxy of Conan O'Brien, "Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!" |
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