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| tortoise |
| If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' "Pet Sounds". |
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| Radagast |
TO BILL BRASKY!
Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin. |
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| tortoise |
| He framed Roger Rabbit!!!!! |
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| Radagast |
They use Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium.
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| tortoise |
| Brasky once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms. |
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| Radagast |
| One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer! |
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| tortoise |
| He once ate the bible while water skiing |
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| Radagast |
| His poop is used as currency in Argentina |
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| tortoise |
| Did I ever tell you? He once had sex with a cigarette machine |
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| Radagast |
| He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony! |
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| tortoise |
| Brasky's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong. |
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| Radagast |
| Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews. |
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