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Republican National Covention-Schedule.!
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| jonSun |
I believe the schedule goes a little something like this:
>Republican Convention Schedule, Revised
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>6:00pm - Opening prayer
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>6:15pm - Supplementary opening prayer
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>6:30pm - Prayer in thanks of first two prayers
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>6:45pm - New energy policy presented by Exxon
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>7:00pm - Canonization of Reagan
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>7:15pm - Additional prayers
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>7:30pm - Opening remarks by Halliburton
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>8:00pm - Prayer for the safety and well-being of Ken "Kenny-boy" Lay
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>8:15pm - Additional remarks by Halliburton
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>8:30pm - Stoning of the first homosexual
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>8:45pm - New healthcare polices presented by HMO leader, Kaiser Permanente
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>9:00pm - Invasion of Iran or North Korea (TBA)
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>9:15pm - Halliburton contributes 1.4 billion to Republican party
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>9:30pm - Reagan elevated to savior, Holy Trinity now referred to as "the
>quads"
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>9:45pm - Bush undergoes plastic surgery to look more like Reagan
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>10:00pm - Chaney runs into Ron Reagan, Jr. Tells him to go himself
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>10:15pm - Recall of troops from accidental invasion of South Korea
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>(Bush: "Damn, the SOUTH is our ally. My bad.")
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>10:30pm - Burning at the stake of 16 year-old Jenny Williams, who had an
>illegal abortion after being raped by her cousin
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>10:45pm - Dancing around the golden calf
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>11:00pm - Stoning of the partner of the first homosexual
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>11:15pm - New forestry policy presented by Weyerhaeuser
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>11:45pm - Thanking God for his wisdom in choosing Bush as president
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>12:00pm - Closing prayers (lasting until 2:00am)
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>2:00 am - Hookers arrive for all delegates. |
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| LiquidX |
| LOOL :tongue2 .. Damm, is wierd not to see the Terrorism and Freedom talking. |
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| Ondrayce |
| At two in the morning, terrorism and freedom are just blockers. |
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| PhloTron |
I guess if you get bored with this schedule line up, you can just step outside and see the protesting liberals prancing around naked and disrupting civility.
I'm torn between the two. |
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| JM |
| quote: | Originally posted by PhloTron
see the protesting liberals prancing around naked and disrupting civility.
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sadly, almost always the case. God i hate those protesting libarals, they're the REAL terrorists defacing everything nice with their smelly outputs
>JM< |
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