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Batman steals kids birthday cake
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| Matt Jay |
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news...ws-party30.html
August 30, 2004
A 6-foot-tall, 275-pound bearded man crashed a children's birthday party in Oak Forest, identified himself as "vengeance," then helped himself to a piece of cake, police said.
The incident occurred earlier this month at a home in the 14800 block of South Landings Lane in the south suburb, Deputy Police Chief Nick Sparacino said.
When the owner of the home asked the man who he was, the intruder replied, "I am vengeance. I am the knight. I am Batman." Then the man went into the kitchen, cut a piece of birthday cake, took it into the living room and ate it.
After continued questioning by the homeowner, the man left the house and drove off in a red 1988 Cadillac.
Police haven't found the man yet and want to charge him with criminal trespass.
"I've been on the job 31 years and I've seen a lot of weird stuff, but nothing like this," Sparacino said.
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| |cEbLu3 |
damn...
who let him outta his cave again
:whip: :whip: :whip: |
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| glowinfairy |
| and he actually makes a living out of that?wot a wirdo |
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| jonze234 |
| that hilarious. oak forest is less than 5 minutes from my house. i better hire the joker to keep batman busy during parties. |
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| DTMMfam |
| too much acid :confused: |
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| Sarcoman |
Thanks for posting this guys
I was trying to remember where I was yesterday.... Had a little to drink ;) |
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| N|te-L|fe |
| Lmao made me laught :D |
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| Yan |
:haha:
Wonder if there are more convenient homes in the area where a guy can run in, get a good wank to watching the folks go at it, and leave so easily. |
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| M1cro5lave |
| Better watch out for Batman. He might steal your kids birthday cakes :haha: |
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