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| galdamez |
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I
said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is All dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT???!!!"
I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... |
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| loconet |
| GOLD! :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| michiel |
| classic :stongue: |
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| subuddha |
| Oh man that was good! thanks! |
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| Geed |
Way to go, I'd love to see her face..
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: |
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| monoxide |
| exactly, there was smth missing: a camera to take a pic of her "whatthejusthappened" face :D |
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| AwakenedAddict |
| priceless ;) |
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| CONNERMAN2000 |
That was awesome.
Now did you really say that? Or did you read that off another forum?
Classic either way. |
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| wo0dy |
AHHAHHAHA ROFL!!! THATS GENIUS! GOLD! Pricless, :eyes:
i wish i was that smart |
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| EssentialMix3r |
| Fcukin' genius! Way to not bitch out like most guys. Although, you prob won't be gettin any ass for a while, way to stand up and have some balls. Cheers! |
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