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Hooking your friend up with a cute sales clerk in five easy steps *PIC*
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| d!abolic |
Go to a mall with a friend of yours and make sure he has no idea what you're up to. Only tell him you've been planning on doing something ridiculous all along after it's all over. With that said, here are the steps:
1. As you and your friend are walking by stores at the mall, pick out the most ridiculous one. In this case, a store that sells female accessories - from earings to wigs, was used.
2. Grab him by the hand and drag him inside, telling him you saw something interesting. Introduce yourselves to the cute wide-eyed sales clerk who's probably wondering what the hell you two are doing there.
3. Put your arm around him and tell her he's your boyfriend. If you're lucky, your friend will play along and not kill you right then and there. I got lucky. Or maybe he just didn't want to get blood on the sales clerk.
4. Tell her that the two of you are here to buy him a wig and get into an argument with her over whether he'd look better as long-haired blonde or brunette. Suggest that the only way to find out for sure is to have him try on the wigs.
5. If your friend still hasn't killed you, chances are he's now parading around the store in his new wig, followed by astonished sales clerk. This gives them a chance to get to know her, tell her that his friend is out of his mind, and ask for her number.
Do this at your own risk. If done correctly, this outcome will follow. Taken at Pacific Mall in Markham on August 29.
You should have seen that i did to my other friend several months ago at the booth that sells Hello Kitty backpacks! Too bad i didn't have a camera phone at the time! |
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| DeE420 |
| hahahahhahaha, thats cute;) |
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| starsearcher |
| Aaahhhmmm....yeah...so anyway |
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| Mumbo Joe |
| i dont realy know u and im not your friend but u could still try hooking me up with some cuties at pacific mall:D |
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| dEsidEL |
PacMall .. the white man's asian fetish heaven
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| starsearcher |
| quote: | Originally posted by dEsidEL
PacMall .. the white man's asian fetish heaven
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And d!abolic's home grounds |
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| Vivid Boy |
| word to the wise...if ur friend has any sort of pride or self respect dont try to set him up..let him do his own work...especially dont set them up with ur gf's friend and then everytime they talk the two of u look and giggle.. |
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| d!abolic |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
word to the wise...if ur friend has any sort of pride or self respect dont try to set him up.. |
It depends on the person. The two of us can very well take care of our own but we prefer to work together because it's just more fun that way, as this story illustrates. It feels good to do something nice for your friends every so often, even though they don't need it. If you buy your friend lunch, that doesn't mean he's starving. See my point? |
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| ++ EGO ++ |
| quote: | Originally posted by dEsidEL
PacMall .. the white man's asian fetish heaven
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lol...yeahhhhh |
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| jdjd |
I think you missed some steps bro!!:
5. If your friend still hasn't killed you, both of you take your shirts of and proceed to lightly flick each others nipples, teasing each other.
6. If your friend still hasn't killed you, bend him over and assrape him, making him scream and roar like a lion so as to get the clerk's attention.
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7. If your friend still hasn't killed you, chances are he's now parading around the store in his new wig, followed by astonished sales clerk. This gives them a chance to get to know her, tell her that his friend is out of his mind, and ask for her number. |
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