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| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
You'll need some magic pixie dust, a gas mask, and a Will Smith CD. First find Tinkerbell and ask her for the goods. After you've given her ten dead flies as payment you'll have her trust. Yet you need more than what she has on her at the time. Once you've cozened her fancy, immediately trap her under a drinking glass. Tell her that unless she tells you where her stash is you'll put her inside a used condom. If that doesn't work tell her that there's a mean dragonfly you know who has been looking for some good old fashioned pixie lovin'. Finally, if that doesn't work pull her limbs off one by one until she coughs up the info. Now gather up all the dust. Now you might be asking yourself, "Where can I find Tinkerbell or another pixie-like creature?" Why, in an N'Sync music video of course! HAHA! Seriously though, she's in Never Land you idiot.
The magic pixie dust, properly used, will mix with the atmosphere and bend everyone who breathes it to your power. Make sure you wear your gas mask at all times--it should easily be enough to protect you from magic pixie dust. Then after you obtain complete control over everyone you'll proclaim Will Smith the greatest rapper of all time, after which you make "Miami" the national anthem of BTGland. You'll then proceed to get jiggy with it. You decide to let the dragonfly rape Tinkerbell after all.
And they all lived happily ever after. The End. |
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| BTG |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
You'll need some magic pixie dust, a gas mask, and a Will Smith CD. First find Tinkerbell and ask her for the goods. After you've given her ten dead flies as payment you'll have her trust. Yet you need more than what she has on her at the time. Once you've cozened her fancy, immediately trap her under a drinking glass. Tell her that unless she tells you where her stash is you'll put her inside a used condom. If that doesn't work tell her that there's a mean dragonfly you know who has been looking for some good old fashioned pixie lovin'. Finally, if that doesn't work pull her limbs off one by one until she coughs up the info. Now gather up all the dust. Now you might be asking yourself, "Where can I find Tinkerbell or another pixie-like creature?" Why, in an N'Sync music video of course! HAHA! Seriously though, she's in Never Land you idiot.
The magic pixie dust, properly used, will mix with the atmosphere and bend everyone who breathes it to your power. Make sure you wear your gas mask at all times--it should easily be enough to protect you from magic pixie dust. Then after you obtain complete control over everyone you'll proclaim Will Smith the greatest rapper of all time, after which you make "Miami" the national anthem of BTGland. You'll then proceed to get jiggy with it. You decide to let the dragonfly rape Tinkerbell after all.
And they all lived happily ever after. The End. |
it's brilliant, except for the willsmith part.
i'll just let vivid boy figure it out..and then i'll shoot him..and take over from there. |
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| astroboy |
pssst... the brass monkey flies at midnight
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
You'll need some magic pixie dust, a gas mask, and a Will Smith CD. First find Tinkerbell and ask her for the goods. After you've given her ten dead flies as payment you'll have her trust. Yet you need more than what she has on her at the time. Once you've cozened her fancy, immediately trap her under a drinking glass. Tell her that unless she tells you where her stash is you'll put her inside a used condom. If that doesn't work tell her that there's a mean dragonfly you know who has been looking for some good old fashioned pixie lovin'. Finally, if that doesn't work pull her limbs off one by one until she coughs up the info. Now gather up all the dust. Now you might be asking yourself, "Where can I find Tinkerbell or another pixie-like creature?" Why, in an N'Sync music video of course! HAHA! Seriously though, she's in Never Land you idiot.
The magic pixie dust, properly used, will mix with the atmosphere and bend everyone who breathes it to your power. Make sure you wear your gas mask at all times--it should easily be enough to protect you from magic pixie dust. Then after you obtain complete control over everyone you'll proclaim Will Smith the greatest rapper of all time, after which you make "Miami" the national anthem of BTGland. You'll then proceed to get jiggy with it. You decide to let the dragonfly rape Tinkerbell after all.
And they all lived happily ever after. The End. |
Chalk another victory for LSD. |
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| -=M=- |
Phase 1: collect underpants
Phase 2:
Phase 3: world domination
foolproof |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by -=M=-
Phase 1: collect underpants
Phase 2:
Phase 3: world domination
foolproof |
Phase 2 --> Brick the world? |
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| Trance Nutter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
You can be his partner |
I think I'm thinking what you're thinking, but how will you get elephants to tapdance? |
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| -=M=- |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trance Nutter
I think I'm thinking what you're thinking, but how will you get elephants to tapdance? |
i think i am, too - but where will we find 784 meercats and 60 kilos of animal fat? |
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| -=M=- |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Phase 2 --> Brick the world? |
i dare not give away phase two, it involves bricks and world domination, you can be assured |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
how do i take over the world? |
if you need to ask, you'll never succeed. |
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| Radagast |
If my plan fails by some freak out of this world coincidence, then go to plan B.
Plab B: Become president of the USA. |
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