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Hitting oneself in the balls many many times (pg. 2)
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
lets not talk about it. i don't want to sontaneously vomit in my mouth :nervous: :wtf: |
Isn't there a term for that? Asphixiation or somethin'...? |
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| |cEbLu3 |
all i know is i'm getting one of these
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| Billabong |
| Reading that thread you can hear millions of sperm yell out, and then they were silenced :( |
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| THE_Chris |
It was posted on another forum BTW. :D
I'm not **that much** of a freak :wtf: |
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| {b.s.e.} |
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Originally posted by some crazy ******
METHOD 3 - The Toilet Seat
Oh yes! The common every day toilet seat is actually a testicle crushing device par-excellence! You will find it works better if you first slip an elastic band around your sac so your nuts are held tightly together in the end of the scrotum. Kneel down in front of the toilet, and lift the lid back as high as it will go. Then, rest your jewels upon the edge of the seat. I think you can guess what comes next! Let the lid drop and ...CRUNCH! ....your nuts get firmly squished between seat and lid! This is a really simple, quick way of causing a sharp blow to your testicles. Of course, some toilet seats are heavier than others so caution is advised. For best results hold your penis out of the way with your spare hand, so your balls get the full force of the impact. Once you have gauged how painful it is to crush both nuts this way, you can progress to doing one at a time....which should provide a decent aching sensation to your glands. If you are into REAL pain, it is also possible to SIT ON YOUR OWN TESTICLES (oooooowwww!!). Slip the elastic band around your sac, above the balls as before. Then (and this bit is tricky) turn away from the toilet, slide your balls between seat and lid...and....sit down. WARNING!! THIS TECHNIQUE CAN PUT VIRTUALLY ALL YOUR WEIGHT DIRECTLY UPON YOUR NUTS! Be very careful if you try this! You may end up going off ballbusting altogether after trying this (I almost did), because you won't have any balls to bust anymore!!! Well, you will....but they'll be pretty flat.......Try it if you dare!
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i had to stop reading after this
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| PhaseFour |
| i find it quite teh sexAy, really :):crazy: |
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| D-res |
| um...... one word. what the .:nervous: |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
um...... one word. what the .:nervous: |
That's three words, but who's counting? :tongue2 |
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| Casey |
| number 4 made my nuts hurt the most. |
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| SirSycott |
| at school i was waiting for my ride home, (this was a year ago) while i was waiting, i happened to hear a loud agonizing groan and moan, supprisingly a guy has just been hit in the balls by his own friend.....only to show him what it would feel like, the guy laid on the ground holding his nuts for about 3 minutes, i was thinking wtf??? but at the same time i couldn't keep laughing about it <> |
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| Floorfiller |
| why is this thread still around...my balls are crying :nervous: |
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| Radagast |
Now that's just not right. Like those infomercials with an old grizzled white-haired guy selling a state of the art computer, talking about jiggahertz, internet machines, and how back in his day he had to walk 20 miles uphill in the snow wearing tissue boxes for shoes to get his porn.
Not right I tells ya. |
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