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So a fly just flew down my throat...
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| D-res |
| im just sitting at my computer and i fly goes and perches himself on the computer screen.. i blew at him and he flew off. about 5 secons later i heard a buzz and boom, next thing i know, he flies his stupid ass down my throat... i just swallowed him:( |
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| TOR |
| cool. now it's going to lay its eggs into your stomach and its babies will eat from your stomach wall. |
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| Billabong |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
im just sitting at my computer and i fly goes and perches himself on the computer screen.. i blew at him and he flew off. about 5 secons later i heard a buzz and boom, next thing i know, he flies his stupid ass down my throat... i just swallowed him:( |
Kamakazi fly, did he have a kamakazi suit, was he sipping some saki. |
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| D-res |
lol
doubtful. im sure the stomach acids will give his stupid ass i nice painful DEATH:whip: :whip: :whip: |
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| Floorfiller |
| you literally swallowed a fly? that's wierd and disgusting hahahaha....i'm gonna try it :wtf: |
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| {b.s.e.} |
there was a tranceaddict
who swallowed a fly
i don't know why
he swallowed a fly
i guess he'll die |
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| D-res |
:(
i know a kid who's dog ate a light bulb.. i saw it... i know.... it was funny :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Billabong |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
you literally swallowed a fly? that's wierd and disgusting hahahaha....i'm gonna try it :wtf: |
Why stop there, the amazon rain forest has some beasts. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
:(
i know a kid who's dog ate a light bulb.. i saw it... i know.... it was funny :stongue: :stongue: |
i know a kid that use to jackoff his dog...and then he tried to his sister...and then social services made him go live with his dad :wtf: :wtf: |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
i know a kid that use to jackoff his dog...and then he tried to his sister...and then social services made him go live with his dad :wtf: :wtf: |
:stongue: you told me about that kid. remember, in the "post your HOME" thread... Funny . i mean, DAMN. his sister had better have been AMAZINGLY, BREATHTAKINGLY BEAUTIFUL, cause then he would only be a pervert, but if she was a freaking walrus then hes not only a pervert but a dumbass |
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