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| 2fan |
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
* a half-gallon of 2% milk
* a carton of eggs
* a quart of orange juice
* a head of romaine lettuce
* a 2 lb. can of coffee
* a 1 lb. package of bacon
She was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the
cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated,
"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued
By the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
her
marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied:
"Cause you're ugly." |
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| I am Tarzan |
MWAAHHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
good one |
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| DjSway |
| :stongue: :haha: :D funny! Acorn for you!;) |
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| chavs |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
That's a good joke |
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| N|te-L|fe |
| lol me likes those kind of jokes:D |
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| echosystm |
| haha, good one :D |
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| |cEbLu3 |
:haha: :haha: :haha:
that was excellent |
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| stamper |
Heard it before, except it was a guy shopping and the cashier tells him:
"You're f**king ugly"
The swearing makes it funnier. :) |
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