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my CREAM REVIEW 2004 by JAMES (parody)
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Yo hay guys it's James!! i'm back and this time here is my reivew of cream 2005 it was ing amazing lol. i did so much shrooms but more of that later. before coming to cream, i was at extremez and was so hyped oh my god i had to go to the washroom because i kept drinking coke lol.
anyways i enter molson center at 11 pm and there is this huge line up and im ing scared because the security guys at the door will catch me with speed!! so i put the speed in my underwear i know its sick but you got to do what you got to do even though i was sweating a lot but its just scrotum juice so its ok.
the bouncers gave me a hardon when they searched me lol oh god.
OH WHEN I ENTER THE STADIUM I ALSMOT MY PANTS IT WAS AWSOME but i fell down the stairs cause i was all cafeined from 737 but whatever. i dont think anyone noticed me falling down but it was funny.
there were soooo many hot girls i popped like thirty boners or something and almost lost the speed cause there was a hole in my underwear!! but anyways i take the speed and now im all ready to dance!!! it tasted like flintstones vitamines remember that when you take them when you were a kid???? salty taste guys dont ever crunch into the pills they taste like urine.
while i was dancing, there was this hot chick who laughed at me i was soo nervous that i farted but i dont think anyone heard me cuz the music was so loud it made my ass move and cause me to fart. too much base guys lets get some real ed up bass!!!!!
alain was fun but his music was whack!!! anyoen have his tracklist i heard hes from toronto or something anyways digweed was chill whats up with his name????? lol he smokes weed probably and spinz!! hahahah
sanders was amazing!!! he makes the best chicken AND music what a guy last week i had four piece dinner from KFC. the gravy was awesome sometimes i make it at home but it turns out looking like my . ferry was ok but sometimes i think he is overated his music was soooo loud that the speakers blew lOL. deep pan pizza dish guys was aight mellow but cool anyways.
tiesto was ok. too much CRAP TRANCE and not enough house!!!!! god what an awful dj
oh yeah at the entrance the security guys took my glowstiks! i hate them so in revenge, i took a behind the dj booth lol!!! haha did you guys see it it was huge.
guys help me i think i did a bit too much speed i havent been able to sleep since monday what can i do//????? is there something i can take to sleep like tylenol i dont know im tired.
there is my reivew lol i type so much. see you guys at black and blue going to be awesome!!!!!!
love,
james e.
PS: yo anyone still go to aria i heard they were closing down or some ...whats up with that. also when is the next bal en blank i want to meet monika again |
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| malek |
welcome Turbo
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| SiM PeµRf |
funniest review ever :D :D
here's my fav parts....
| quote: | | i'm back and this time here is my reivew of cream 2005 it was ing amazing lol |
| quote: | | sanders was amazing!!! he makes the best chicken AND music what a guy last week i had four piece dinner from KFC. the gravy was awesome sometimes i make it at home but it turns out looking like my |
lol...what???:D | quote: | | tiesto was ok. too much CRAP TRANCE and not enough house!!!!! god what an awful dj |
lol...now u must have been really funked up.....cause I doubt Tiesto played at Cream:wtf:
| quote: | oh yeah at the entrance the security guys took my glowstiks! i hate them so in revenge, i took a behind the dj booth lol!!! haha did you guys see it it was huge.
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yeah right.....lost all ur respect there
| quote: | | PS: yo anyone still go to aria i heard they were closing down or some ...whats up with that. also when is the next bal en blank i want to meet monika again |
yeah thats bad...aria closing....:rolleyes: |
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| MonikaVanBuuren |
:rolleyes:
something is not right. |
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| FunKenLouis |
jpense que yest fackall grave...
| quote: | | so i put the speed in my underwear i know its sick but you got to do what you got to do even though i was sweating a lot but its just scrotum juice so its ok. |
| quote: | | i was all cafeined from 737 |
| quote: | | i was at extremez and was so hyped |
were you at extremez or 737 ??
:nervous:
osti de freak qui post pour rien dire |
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| malek |
| ok i hope you guys understand that this review is a big joke :D |
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| j@y |
ayoye
le gars yé vraiment fackall |
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| Trancender |
| quote: | Originally posted by MonikaVanBuuren
:rolleyes:
something is not right. |
probably another retard we kno in around...it's sad...
monika has time to post yet she is never on msn...haha u asswipe. |
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| j@y |
she has time to take care of evrything
except taking care of the others:D |
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| Dj Nacht |
| Holy this person needs to lay off the drugs heheh. |
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| Swamper |
| This was great! :toothless |
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