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Wet Dreams (pg. 5)
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| chavs |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_Bod
I have actually cut my self whilst shaving my balls. Nothing like a cut on the taint to mmake you want to cry....
But I also have some electric clippers (A beard and mustache trimmer to be exact....). Funniest part about it is that my mom bought it for me, knowing fuill well that I have no intention of growing a beard, or a mustache. :eyes: |
Maybe she heard you screaming: "OUCH!!! I HAVE CUT MY BALLS WITH THIS MOTHER****** RAZOR!!!"
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| DJ_Bod |
| quote: | Originally posted by chavs
Maybe she heard you screaming: "OUCH!!! I HAVE CUT MY BALLS WITH THIS MOTHER****** RAZOR!!!"
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I believe there were a whole lot more expletives involved. But yes, I'm sure she heard me bitching about it. :D |
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| DJ Cinos |
| How the hell can you shave your sack? I mean... it's bumpy. |
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| DJ Cinos |
But but but! Has anybody actually succeeded with it? It seems impossible! See, your head is easy to shave, cause it is smooth and "hard". Beard is harder, since the skin there is soft.
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| echosystm |
Never make contact with the skin... The top bit is ok, but as for the scrote, your better off just having a bit of fuzz imo.
Sharp objects near your manhood isnt really fun :/ |
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| Streakfury |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zewad
no razor is getting near my precious,... ill trim the hedges but no razor action ktnxbye |
Haha, I hear that.
I've only ever shaved my arse, and it's really comfy so long as you don't let the stubble get too long. Coz then it just starts itching like crazy. :eyes: |
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| Lil-H |
| quote: | Originally posted by MarathonMan
I hate waking up with wood because i need to go to the toilet first thing in the morning, and its hard to do that with a raging hard on, so i have to do handstand on the toilet to make sure my pish hits the toilet. |
Awesome said man :eyes:
The morning wood is not so comfy though. |
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| 1082sosay |
| morning wood is terrible esp when you gota piss and you cant direct it into the bowl. but you gota make sure the coast is clear on the way to the bathroom or else someones gona think you're too happy to see them... |
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| 604trancejunkie |
hahaha this is funny shiet
i hate wet dreams |
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| 604trancejunkie |
| quote: | Originally posted by 1082sosay
morning wood is terrible esp when you gota piss and you cant direct it into the bowl. but you gota make sure the coast is clear on the way to the bathroom or else someones gona think you're too happy to see them... |
ahhahahahah
omg
yea i hate mourning wood too...usually i wait til it settle's down first :s
haha |
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| websley |
Lol, I read the whole thread.
Guess it'll be morning wood in the morning again:rolleyes: |
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