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The Best Chain Letter Ever
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| xKaoSx |
Hello, my name is Lewis and I suffer from the guilt of
not forwarding 50 billion ing chain letters sent
to me by people who actually believe that if you send
them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a
breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough
money to have it removed before her redneck parents
sell her to a traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to
give you, and
everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
How stupid are we?
"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and
make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to
run into the next day!"
What a bunch of bull.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into
my house and
sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain
letter that was
started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country
by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.
'em.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly
amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends,
and
this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a
nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't ing care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're
actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances
are, it's our own unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to
leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If
it's funny, send it on.
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about
a leper in
Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of
a dead elephant
for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents
per letter he'll
receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know.
Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and
will consume your genitals.
Have a nice day.
P.S. Send me 15 bucks |
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| DjWhooCares |
| quote: | Originally posted by xKaoSx
Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and
will consume your genitals.
P.S. Send me 15 bucks |
LOL!!11:haha: :haha: |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by xKaoSx
Hello, my name is Lewis and I suffer from the guilt of
not forwarding 50 billion ing chain letters sent
to me by people who actually believe that if you send
them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a
breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough
money to have it removed before her redneck parents
sell her to a traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to
give you, and
everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
How stupid are we?
"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and
make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to
run into the next day!"
What a bunch of bull.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into
my house and
sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain
letter that was
started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country
by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.
'em.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly
amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends,
and
this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a
nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't ing care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're
actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances
are, it's our own unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to
leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If
it's funny, send it on.
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about
a leper in
Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of
a dead elephant
for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents
per letter he'll
receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know.
Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and
will consume your genitals.
Have a nice day.
P.S. Send me 15 bucks |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
however wrote thats should win a nobel prize or something of the likes |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by xKaoSx
Hello, my name is Lewis and I
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thats as far as I got......damn my reading attention span....I shoudl read it all, it sounds funny....but im lazy |
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| trancebrat |
| quote: | Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about
a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of
a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents
per letter he'll receive if you forward this email. |
:haha: |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| :wtf: :stongue: :haha: |
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| idoru |
| Best chain-letter... Evar. :haha: |
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| DR86 |
| omg, i havent laughed that much in a while...that was funny |
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| Galapidate |
| LMAO hilarious! :D |
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| xKaoSx |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
thats as far as I got......damn my reading attention span....I shoudl read it all, it sounds funny....but im lazy |
ummmm. what?
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