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post something you saw recently that you've never seen before (pg. 2)
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| eXrMusic |
| House of the Dead |
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| Mr.Mystery |
Today I bought a six pack of beer. I was walking home when one of the bottles collapsed all over the walkway. It didn't explode or break down & fall or anything, it just fell to pieces on its own.
Now, what was really odd was that the bottle was empty even though it was unopened. I would had taken it back to the store but I was almost home and couldn't be bothered.
Isn't my life interesting? |
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| Massive84 |
| This topic is a discrimination for the blind people!. |
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| Turbonium |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjCoz
I was watching a documentary on Chimps and apparently they hunt and kill their own kind in packs just for pleasure sometimes. Well they had footage of it and although you couldn't see very well cuz a bunch would gang up on one chimp and thrash him, the aftermath pictures showed that his genitals had been torn off. There was also a part about a lady in TAnzania who had her baby taken out of her hands by a chimp who was found later eating it's face, the baby later died in the hospital. |
kill the chimps |
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| twisted420 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Pariah Cleric
I once saw a man, who claimed to be my uncle, do something with a garden hose that still haunts me 'til this day. |
picsorstfu!!!
Mr.Mystery, thats happend to me before...its pretty weird :) |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by twisted420
Mr.Mystery, thats happend to me before...its pretty weird :) |
Yeah... I understand random breaking if the bottle has too much pressure inside or something but I just don't understand how the bottle was empty to begin with... |
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| itsTrueSonic |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Yeah... I understand random breaking if the bottle has too much pressure inside or something but I just don't understand how the bottle was empty to begin with... |
man .. they screw you oer like that.. i think it's a government conspiracy or something .. that happens to me all the time .. usually with the cans, not the bottles .. i open the cans, hear the oxygen sound, and look inside .. no beer ... no beeer! ahhhhhhhhhhh!!
oh yeah .. here's an unusual story .. has anyone ever come up to you while you are pumping gas and ask you if you want to join him in a business venture?? i see them all the time at home, and on the damn phone, but now they're following me to the gas station ?!?!?!? that's sick dude .. they need to get themselves a real job, instead of trying to con people out of their money.. |
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| D-res |
| i saw a baby cow lick the penis of a bull. i know it was a bull cause me and my friend saw it and stopped on the side of the road to make sure we werent seeing things.. funny shiz. i also saw two cows having sex, two rabbits having sex and my cat masturbating... if i can think of anything else, ill post it up laterz |
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| Trancealot |
| are you tom green?? |
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| DJ Rat 187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
or, at least, suprised the out of you.
i saw a white man call a black man the N*Bomb and get stabbed in the gut downtown last week. |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Ygrene |
I was in Chicago two months ago for the company's national sales meeting. This particular evening, we were heading downtown to eat and play games at Dave & Busters. It was approximately 5:30 pm and traffic was decently heavy on 90/94.
Our bus was in the center lane and we were moving steadily at about 55 mph. I'm casually talking with my seatmate when something very strange catches my eye in the passing lane next to me. I see a tan Chevy Malibu with two black girls in it. I notice that, as they are passing us, the black girl in the passenger seat is deliberately waving something at the bus. It's very striking because the color of it contrasts greatly with her skin and it is wobbling back and forth. As I focus more directly on it, I realize that it is a rather large flesh colored DILDO. What I notice next is even better. My attention is now drawn to the character waving the dong. After a closer look at her, I realize that she is not wearing a top, and that her breasts are even larger than the rather large dildo! :eek: At this point, I restrain myself from yelling to the entire bus "Holy ! Everyone look at the big !!" being that I am in the company of professionals and not my drinking buddies. Right on cue, I hear a rather loud groan from the back of the bus, a flurry of whispers and a stream giggles and I realize immediately that someone else has spotted our entertainer. The Malibu slows down to let the bus have one final look. For her encore performance the girl slaps, in this exact order, her right tit, her left tit, and her right cheek three times and the car speeds away. Hands down, one of the funniest things I've ever seen in person.
I salute you, dong-waving Malibu girl, wherever you are!! |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
I was in Chicago two months ago for the company's national sales meeting. This particular evening, we were heading downtown to eat and play games at Dave & Busters. It was approximately 5:30 pm and traffic was decently heavy on 90/94.
Our bus was in the center lane and we were moving steadily at about 55 mph. I'm casually talking with my seatmate when something very strange catches my eye in the passing lane next to me. I see a tan Chevy Malibu with two black girls in it. I notice that, as they are passing us, the black girl in the passenger seat is deliberately waving something at the bus. It's very striking because the color of it contrasts greatly with her skin and it is wobbling back and forth. As I focus more directly on it, I realize that it is a rather large flesh colored DILDO. What I notice next is even better. My attention is now drawn to the character waving the dong. After a closer look at her, I realize that she is not wearing a top, and that her breasts are even larger than the rather large dildo! :eek: At this point, I restrain myself from yelling to the entire bus "Holy ! Everyone look at the big !!" being that I am in the company of professionals and not my drinking buddies. Right on cue, I hear a rather loud groan from the back of the bus, a flurry of whispers and a stream giggles and I realize immediately that someone else has spotted our entertainer. The Malibu slows down to let the bus have one final look. For her encore performance the girl slaps, in this exact order, her right tit, her left tit, and her right cheek three times and the car speeds away. Hands down, one of the funniest things I've ever seen in person.
I salute you, dong-waving Malibu girl, wherever you are!! |
aha thats hilarious! i wish i had cool bus trips like that.
my interesting thing that I saw was something that I don't remember eating when i was throwing up after a hard night of drinkin' |
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