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| Ken_Allen |
One day a mother bakes a cake for the family. She puts little pebbles in the insides and has everyone eat the cake without noticing the pebbles.
After that, the husband comes and says "Honey, I took a sh*t and found pebbles in it", then the daughter comes and says the same thing.
The son comes in and the mother says "yeah yeah, you took a sh*t and found pebbles in it."
"Nope, I was jackin off and I shot the dog" |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
Uh...
Why was he pointing his pen0r at the dog anyways? :eyes:
Oh well, I still *almost* let out a chuckle at the end. :happy2: |
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| D-res |
| :wtf: it took me about 40 seconds to get it, but it wasnt that funny. sorry Kenny boy, but that was lame :p |
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| mentalbarter |
Proper version:
A women was pregnant with triplets.
One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives.
She goes to the doctor who tells her her children will be all right, one day the bullets will come out.
So 13 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says "MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" So the mother tells her the story.
The next day the second daughter comes out and says the same thing, "MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHOOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!"
On the third day the son comes out and says "MOM, MOM!" she goes "Let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out?" he replies "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!" |
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