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Kerry Does 'Top Ten' on Letterman Show
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| tjpatel |
Kerry's "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals" are:
10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.
9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.
8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.
7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.
6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.
5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.
4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.
3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.
2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular."
1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by tjpatel
3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent. |
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Good stuff! :D |
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| Derosas |
| Yeah, that was funny shat. But Kerry needs to work on comedic timing. |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by Derosas
Yeah, that was funny shat. But Kerry needs to work on comedic timing. |
best kerry related humor i've seen was on the daily show
kerry had ssaid something like 'i couldn't be more excited to accept this bid' or something, and then they showed kenedy saying a similar thing, then cut to john stewart, showing no emotion in a fake deep monotone voice 'I.....i really just...i can't tell you how excited i am. even if you can't tell by my face or my voice, i'm truly....really.....excited.....' |
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| tribu |
| Kinda funny stuff, but hes still the weaker of the two major candidates IMO. *sigh, if only people would vote for third-parties... |
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| Radagast |
| It's pretty funny when they spoof Kerry on Conan with the talking mouth thing. I've got a link to a video if someone wants it. |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
It's pretty funny when they spoof Kerry on Conan with the talking mouth thing. I've got a link to a video if someone wants it. |
I'd definitely be interested, those always crack me up. |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
I'd definitely be interested, those always crack me up. |
yeah same, i saw one w/ scwartzenneger and it was ing hilarious, i was in tears :) |
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| Radagast |
Alright well...actually it's the entire 50 mb episode. The Bush/Kerry/Clinton/Miller bit starts about 7 minutes into the clip. It's the last full show at the top with the screen cap of bush, from September 10.
There are also four shorter clips of different bits at the bottom. I suggest Conan @ 1864 baseball match, Triumph @ Starwars premiere, and Conan with Martha Stewart.
http://befb.vortex.is/conezone/index.html
Well I suppose this could be against the rules. But then an admin asked for it. |
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| JayD |
^^
We're mod's not admin's.
And no, posting a video isn't "against the rules".
JaY |
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| butterfly |
| i can appreciate what they were going for there, but i didnt really find it all that funny. i almost found it to be in bad taste. i'm still voting for kerry though. |
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| Radagast |
| quote: | Originally posted by JayD
^^
We're mod's not admin's.
And no, posting a video isn't "against the rules".
JaY |
But they're tv rips which are apparently against the rules in the Humor forum, so I didn't know about here.
Admins, mods, sysops, dark overlords, it's all the same to me. |
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