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Canadian liquor warning labels
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| tranc0dr |
Canadian liquor manufacturers have accepted the Health Canada's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
HAHAHAHA BECAUSE WE ALL LOVE GETTING TRASHED BY ALCOHOL SO MUCH LET'S MAKE JOKES ABOUT IT HAHAHAHAHAhaahahahaha....ha.....heh......
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Sorry, I just had to get that out... |
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| tranc0dr |
| Why does everyone posting here have prisms in their sig picture? |
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| Geed |
^^^ Pink Floyd album.... I think it was Pink floyd that had this triangular glass thing splitting the light like this on one of theyr albums... that where they get the Idea from I bet..:rolleyes:
Looks cool tho. |
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| josh4 |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Yea, Kypez's sig is original Dark Side of the Moon album art while mine is just the same concept juxtaposed with the Cream logo in the middle. ;) |
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| BrownTA4Life |
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