|
get this... (pg. 2)
|
View this Thread in Original format
| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
Call the police. All three of you deserve to go to jail. |
hm. hilarious. |
|
|
| astroboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_Blue
, no proof, so we can't point fingers. |
This is where the webcam comes in. then you can point a finger... straight into his eyesocket.
Here's another idea: Get some weed that you're not gonna smoke, spray it with a load of bugspray and leave it on your desk... Karma |
|
|
| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by astroboy
This is where the webcam comes in. then you can point a finger... straight into his eyesocket. |
Yah. At least he'll know you're watching him and aren't up for taking his . |
|
|
| Omega_Blue |
| true, true. I love that bugspray idea. I might just do that. thanks |
|
|
| JM |
seriously, mess with the weed, lace it with something, and watch the one trip out hella bad when they steal it from you and smoke it. they'll never steal your weed, or ask you what the is wrong with your weed cos that will give them away.
2nd. you got your own room? if so, tell them you enjoy your privacy, and you would appreciate if they knocked on your door before walking in. set the rules EARLY. (trust me on this one)
3rd. keep your $$$ and weed somewhere where they wont be able to get it - like your pocket, or better yet, end of the sock drawer inside a sealed baggy (you know his theivery ass can smell that stuff from 20 feet away)
4th. change your lock on your door. keep your key to yourself, and dont have any of your roomate's stuff in your room, just so they dont have an excuse to enter your room.
5th. make sure when your door is locked, you cant swipe a plastic (credit card type) card and spipe the door open.
most importantly, like i said before, talk to them both, set down some ground rules, be stern, brief and to the point.
hope this helps out. i had a roomate once who wasnt the greatest guy to live with, and so i had to learn the hard way. just trying to help out.
>JM< |
|
|
| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by astroboy
Here's another idea: Get some weed that you're not gonna smoke, spray it with a load of bugspray and leave it on your desk... Karma |
:stongue: that would own |
|
|
| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_Blue
[edit] and even if I got a webcam and caught him in the act, then what? So i prove he took my ... and then.... what? flip out on him? and then move out? what's the point? |
j00 punch him and tell him t0 g37 a j0b
then u steal his weed.. no money cause he cant report u stole weed from him hehe |
|
|
| Omega_Blue |
JM, thanks for the advice, but if I laced the weed with some elicit psychedelic to make him trip balls or whatever (which is damn near impossible) he'd probably enjoy it more anyways. i know i would at least. and I already changed the lock, that's the crazy part. It didn't have a lock before, suddenly my started disappearing, so I changed the lock then. get this, as I'm changing the lock, he gets all pissed that it's his mom's door and I shouldn't be ing with it. so the lock's changed, I keep the spare in my wallet, and now the spare's gone. i guess you can open my windows from the outside too. I'm at a real disadvantage. probably going with the bugspray, or maybe some other nasty tasting spray. formeldahyde maybe? I hear that is highly flammable.
...and let's stop using the W word so much, shall we? I don't want radagast to call the cops on us |
|
|
| astroboy |
| Just keep putting weird in the dope. One day do bugspray, another day buy a pack of those sparkler things you stick in birthday cakes, crush it into powder and sprinkle some on it... i'd pay to see his face when he lights it up and the starts sparking on him. |
|
|
| JM |
| quote: | Originally posted by astroboy
those sparkler things you stick in birthday cakes |
yeah i got a pack of those little things to put in my mom's cigarettes... havent done that yet...
>JM< |
|
|
| Radagast |
| Lace it with rat poison. |
|
|
| Lephaid |
Oregano is good to mix in too, or catnip, it'll make it taste like vomit...grind up the bud and mix it all up and he'll have a fun time choking his ass off.
Also, don't lace it with formaldehyde, it'll give him cancer and that's a little too mean.
And the best way to keep him from your weed and money is to hide it better... |
|
|
|
|
