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why is it called...? (pg. 2)
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| Falcon-X |
Michelle: Does giving a blow job hurt the male?
Dr Mark: Only if done incorrectly!
LOL why did this girl think guys want blowjobs?:stongue: |
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| Falcon-X |
| quote: | Originally posted by smallSHEEP
I know a girl who thought you actually had to blow - like inflating a balloon of some kind! Apparently you could hear the guy's screams for miles... |
Yeah I knew a girl like that too. One morning she arrived in school and asked me and a friend why it's called a BLOWjob if your supposed to suck so we just told her the reason not knowing why she asked.
2 days later she confessed that she was BLOWING into her bf, LOL and he said ''hmmm WTF are you doing'' :stongue: :crazy:
That's just priceless |
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| Magnus |
| You know growing up when I first learned about a blowjob, I was in the 4th grade and you know how crazy kids believe stuff back then. I thought a blowjob was where the girl licked the penor and then blew it dry. I also thought a bunch of people having sex was called an origin, not an orgy. So one day when the teacher said the word origin in class, all of us little guys died laughing. We were so clueless... |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by smallSHEEP
I know a girl who thought you actually had to blow - like inflating a balloon of some kind! Apparently you could hear the guy's screams for miles... |
You know, that's actually kinda dangerous. Can cause wee wee woes. |
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| Lira |
It comes from old Norse "Blöajobbe". "Bloä" meant "Swell", whereas "jobbe" meant "low", as the Norses would say "Swell Low" meaning "It feels bloody great down there". Soon, the excitment of that moment became famous in England, and, due to distinct degree of aperture of the mouth during the most exciting moments, "Swell" soon became "Swall", and "Swallow" gave origin both to the act of "swallowing" as we know it and the bird, as an analogy to the speed in which the load comes flying to the palate/uvula. Along with this transformation, "Blöajobbe" was also known as "Bleaujobe", in French, before it finally became "Blowjob", its modern pronounciation.
Hey, at least it makes sense!
| quote: | Originally posted by Magnus
I also thought a bunch of people having sex was called an origin
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It is, and you don't want to know what originates from it :D |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
It comes from old Norse "Blöajobbe". "Bloä" meant "Swell", whereas "jobbe" meant "low", as the Norses would say "Swell Low" meaning "It feels bloody great down there". Soon, the excitment of that moment became famous in England, and, due to distinct degree of aperture of the mouth during the most exciting moments, "Swell" soon became "Swall", and "Swallow" gave origin both to the act of "swallowing" as we know it and the bird, as an analogy to the speed in which the load comes flying to the palate/uvula. Along with this transformation, "Blöajobbe" was also known as "Bleaujobe", in French, before it finally became "Blowjob", its modern pronounciation.
Hey, at least it makes sense!
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| N|te-L|fe |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
some old men call it a paintjob.
i think it dates back to the medival times when they used to [insert bull]
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I bet they used to insert a lot of things somewhere you dont weanna hear about.. but thats another story :thepirate |
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| DJAntSmith |
| quote: | Pegrum: I'm 16 years old. I don't have a girlfriend currently because she found out I was a freak, I don't know who to talk too. I have a 12" penis, and it is ruining my life, is there anything I can do? please help!
Dr Mark: Be proud of it - there will be someone out there who will appreciate it! ;-)
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LMAO :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Rodrico |
beccy: My boyfriend is a bit wonky in his neither regions - is this normal?
Dr Mark: Yeah - most men bend slightly to one side or the other. Personally I dress to the left...!
thats gonna be my new line, Personally I dress to the left! |
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| Slylee |
| i don't know...why do they call going down on a girl "eating it out"? it's not like you're actually eating my flesh out. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i don't know...why do they call going down on a girl "eating it out"? it's not like you're actually eating my flesh out. |
but it looks like "eating", the same way "blowjobs" look like an attempt of inflating a 70kg balloon. |
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| dj tek |
| why is it called a blow pop ? |
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