Kerry: American Foreign Policy Must Satisfy Extra-terrestrials
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speedracer_mec |
good friend passed this along:
quote: | I don't know, the only thing I can suggest is that maybe this is a typo or something. CNN reports on how John Kerry tried to defend himself today against the charge that his "global test" would weaken American security:
[I]f they were honest enough to give America the full quote, which America heard, they would know that I'm never going to allow America's security to be outsourced. That's the job of the president. But I can do a better job of protecting America's security because the test that I was talking about was a test of legitimacy, not just in the globe, but elsewhere.
"Not just in the globe, but elsewhere"? It was bad enough when Kerry was deferring to the French. Now he's saying that we have to get the green light from space aliens before we can defend ourselves. Maybe he thinks Teresa can get in touch with them on our behalf.
Or maybe Kerry has no idea what the hell he's saying, most of the time. | :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :stongue: |
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ierxium |
:haha: Many weird comments were made that day. |
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Ondrayce |
This guy didn't pass.
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speedracer_mec |
quote: | Originally posted by Ondrayce
This guy didn't pass.
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lol |
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ResonantDrag |
do we really want to play the sound bite game? |
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DrUg_Tit0 |
Just wondering, is there any single strong Bush supporter who isn't from Texas? :) |
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ResonantDrag |
naw, they just keep it in the family
scratch that... there's a trailer park in oklahoma...:p |
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LiquidX |
quote: | Originally posted by ResonantDrag
naw, they just keep it in the family
scratch that... there's a trailer park in oklahoma...:p |
LoL.
I think the Bush gang hangs in Texas.. as for extraterrestials, ofcourse, they could whipe our asses anytime. |
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ResonantDrag |
quote: | Originally posted by LiquidX
I think the Bush gang hangs in Texas.. as for extraterrestials, ofcourse, they could whipe our asses anytime. |
goddamn, talk about some WMDs. does our intelligence have them with development capabilities, or are they producing them right now?
We need to stop these aliens because aliens hate freedom. We make them mad because we are free, they hate that we are free and will stop at nothing until they've destroyed us all. God bless America. |
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NYCTrancefan |
quote: | Originally posted by speedracer_mec
American Foreign Policy Must Satisfy Extra-terrestrials
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I could have sworn that American Foreign Policy under Bush must satisfy Halliburton Corp, Neo-Cons and the Israeli lobby but what do I know, how silly of me for such assumptions. |
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ResonantDrag |
quote: | Originally posted by NYCTrancefan
I could have sworn that American Foreign Policy under Bush must satisfy Halliburton Corp, Neo-Cons and the Israeli lobby but what do I know, how silly of me for such assumptions. |
and under kerry we must satisfy extra-terrestrials. don't you read the paper.. it's all over the headlines
i'm off to the grocery store to get a roll of aluminum foil:eek: |
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speedracer_mec |
quote: | Originally posted by ResonantDrag
i'm off to the grocery store to get a roll of aluminum foil:eek: |
Better be ready.:eyespop::haha: |
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