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Hi-tech toilet swallows woman
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| Jamie_ |
A 51-year-old woman was yesterday subjected to a harrowing two-hour ordeal when she was imprisoned in a hi-tech public convenience.
Maureen Shotton, from Whitley Bay, was captured by the maverick cyberloo during a shopping trip to Newcastle-upon-Tyne. The toilet, which boasts state-of-the-art electronic auto-flush and door sensors, steadfastly refused to release Maureen, and further resisted attempts by passers-by to force the door
Maureen was finally liberated when the fire brigade ripped the roof off the cantankerous crapper.
Maureen's terrifying experience confirms that it is a short step from belligerent bogs to Terminator-style cyborgs hunting down and exterminating mankind
Luke been reprogramming them?
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| DRM |
| :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| MaRt |
| You could be stuck in a lot worse places than a hi-tech toilet. Like Reading, for example. |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by MaRt
You could be stuck in a lot worse places than a hi-tech toilet. Like Reading, for example. |
lol, fruitcake :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Fundamental |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jamie_
Maureen was finally liberated when the fire brigade ripped the roof off the cantankerous crapper. |
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| Streakfury |
| Brilliant!! I know a few people I should send in the general direction of that toilet... |
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| Luke Terry |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jamie_
Luke been reprogramming them?
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cheeky :stongue:
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| tu_face |
| quote: | Originally posted by MaRt
You could be stuck in a lot worse places than a hi-tech toilet. Like Reading, for example. |
or rhill, on a wet bank holiday monday, in the pouring rain outside a chipshop thats closed, crying, with dave lee travis.
what was i thinking.... |
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| Jamie_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by tu_face
or rhill, on a wet bank holiday monday, in the pouring rain outside a chipshop thats closed, crying, with dave lee travis.
what was i thinking.... |
Sounds like heaven to me... :crazy: |
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