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| policerobots |
Just to bring some humor into the hostile atmosphere here:
A man walks into the Doctor's office, holding a peice of paper.
The doc reads it and it says "Help me! I cant speak!"
The doctor thinks for a while, then says, "Put your penis on the table." Thinking that the doctor was a specialist and he knew what he was doing, he did so accordingly.
The doctor then proceeds to his bookshelf and grabs his thickest medical textbook - and slams it on his penis. *BAM!*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The man yells.
"Good, come in again tomorrow and we'll do B!" |
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| Radagast |
A patient goes to a psychiatrist for the first time and is given some
tests. The psychiatrist draws a circle and says, "What does this make
you think of?"
"Sex."
The psychiatrist draws a tree and repeats his question.
"Sex," the patient answers again.
The psychiatrist proceeds to draw simple figures of all sorts... a
house, a car, an apple, and so on... each time getting the same
response. Sex, sex, and sex. Finally the psychiatrist says, "You have
an obsession with sex."
The patient says, "Me? You're the one who's drawing all those dirty
pictures!" |
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| Q5echo |
a middle-aged man, worried about his health, goes to see his doctor for a complete check-up.
after being poked, prodded and scanned for the entire morning, the doc comes back with a clean bill of health. the doctor asks the man, "why were you so worried?"
the man says, "it's not so much my health right now, it's that i haven't accomplished in life what i thought i would have when i was younger." he continues to ask the doctor, "doc, how do i live till i'm 100 years old?"
the doctor looks at him kinda funny...then asks, "well...you don't drink, right?
the man says, "yes."
the doc asks, "you don't smoke, right?"
the man says, "right."
the doc asks, "you don't fool around with loose women?"
the man says, "heavens, no!"
then the doc says, "well...why the do you want to live till your 100, stupid?" |
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