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umm . . ew?
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| enferno |
my window is open right? and this fat guy is out taking a walk on the sidewalk. so, i hear him fart, from like 40 feet away . .
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| D-res |
:stongue:
you should have called him a lard ass |
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| Fundamental |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
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Definitely worthy of a thread. |
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| Boomer187 |
| yea, I got a rash |
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| Fundamental |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
yea, I got a rash |
Really? |
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| Yan |
| Call the guys at Guinness World Records. |
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| enferno |
i have no recorded proof.
maybe i should go, set up a microhpone in my window, then invite the guy over for some beans. then, tomorrow when he walks agian, record it! |
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| Yan |
Maybe it wasn't the guy? Maybe you got some super-hearing abilities!
Go out and test them. Tell me if you can hear a fly land on a leaf a few states over. |
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| enferno |
| no i'm positive i don't have superhearing . .i've been a drummer for the past 15 years . . deffinately don't have as good of hearing that i used to. the guy on the floor above me heard it too! |
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| Radagast |
Just deliver to him a severely damaging insult. Something like...
Hey, the Marshmallow Man called, he wants to congratulate you on the big eight oh oh (800). Eight oh oh, get it? Well you'll understand when you find a scale that doesn't crack in half when you stand on it. I think NASA makes those to weigh space shuttles. I heard they rent them out for $10,000 an hour, so just give up dessert for a day or two and you'll be able to buy a few hours...and you'll need a few hours, trust me. I mean, who knows how many cranes it'll take to hoist you onto the space shuttle scale? I'm no engineer but i'd guess at least four, and at most 50. Incoming message from the Marshmallow Man...he wants to thank you for making him look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Well maybe not severely damaging. Very entertaining though! |
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| Fundamental |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
Just deliver to him a severely damaging insult. Something like...
Hey, the Marshmallow Man called, he wants to congratulate you on the big eight oh oh (800). Eight oh oh, get it? Well you'll understand when you find a scale that doesn't crack in half when you stand on it. I think NASA makes those to weigh space shuttles. I heard they rent them out for $10,000 an hour, so just give up dessert for a day or two and you'll be able to buy a few hours...and you'll need a few hours, trust me. I mean, who knows how many cranes it'll take to hoist you onto the space shuttle scale? I'm no engineer but i'd guess at least four, and at most 50. Incoming message from the Marshmallow Man...he wants to thank you for making him look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Well maybe not severely damaging. Very entertaining though! |
Although he would have just walked away...
...but luckily he's so fat that he may have only made it a few inches. :p |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
Just deliver to him a severely damaging insult. Something like...
Hey, the Marshmallow Man called, he wants to congratulate you on the big eight oh oh (800). Eight oh oh, get it? Well you'll understand when you find a scale that doesn't crack in half when you stand on it. I think NASA makes those to weigh space shuttles. I heard they rent them out for $10,000 an hour, so just give up dessert for a day or two and you'll be able to buy a few hours...and you'll need a few hours, trust me. I mean, who knows how many cranes it'll take to hoist you onto the space shuttle scale? I'm no engineer but i'd guess at least four, and at most 50. Incoming message from the Marshmallow Man...he wants to thank you for making him look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Well maybe not severely damaging. Very entertaining though! |
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