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| beatman |
k, awhile this convo got going in oldos (yes a very long time ago) i saved the log, and was just looking at it the other day, and thought I'd post it.
Tsushima_Masaki and some others were there for the original convo, and then later he myself and euphoria got going at it again :) there were twice as many, but i cut it down to the best ones...
I hafta say me and euphoria owned at this game ;)
enjoy, and add if you can think of some yourself :) if i can be bothered later, ill add them to this list with you credited...
Tsushima_Masaki (and others from the original chat)
Alice BJ
gAyTB
Wank 1
Solar Stoned
Three Fags on a Vinyl
Scott "I Love" Bondage
Nick Sentenced, George Acosted
System ed
System(atic) F(uck)
Armin van Boring
Hiver & Slammer
CJ Stoned
Driftwanked - Free load (all over you)
svenson s gielen featuring jan johnston watching - on the beach (green court is also watching)
Armin van Burine molests Ray Wilson - Another Day (Rising Promo)
Rising - Touch Me (1" Mix)
CJ Stoned - Shining (Vocalized Mix)
DJ Tomshaft
gAyTB - Too Much Pain (gAyTB vs. Woody Wanker Mix)
Fatt hairy presents Up
Three Fags on a Vinyl - Bukkake 2000
plummet - damaged anus (neo & farina analspeaker mix)
Fork - Farewell To The Spoon (Dishwasher's SOS Remix)
X-Centric-Clubber911
john smokesweed
james is holden my dick
AvB Rising p0rn Star
spectrum_03
Airwave - When cum tastes wrong
DiS
BT - Somakindabull
euphoria
Tomcraft - Loneliness (Hence Masturbating RMX)
The Organ Donors - My 12" Organ
Cosmicman - I love you (from behind dub)
iio - smooth shaft (airbase remix promo vinyl).mp3
Underworld - Born Slutty
Ralphie B - Massive (Penis)
Robert Miles - Children (Dirty Old Peadophile's Basement Dub)
Paul Van Dyk - For an Anus
Neo Cortex - Prepare (for the penetration).mp3
midway - monkey's ing in a forest
John Digweed - Scent
Kansai - Remember This Night (Coz ur not a virgin anymore slut)
Ayla Pres. Yel - Clit Coming Out
01-lange-dont_look_at_it_suck_it__original_mix-promo_vinyl-pow.mp3
Coldplay - Cocks
4 Strings - Let it Bleed
4 Skanks - Muff Diving
dj tiesto - spankles
James Holden - Nothing (impotence mix)
M.I.K.E. - Turn The Lights Off (and get naked bitch)
marco v - tolerance (lesbians rule, fags suck)
Plummet - Damaged Goods
Perpetus Wanker - The Sound of my sack slapping against ur ass (Armin van Buttsex Remix).mp3
shane - Too Late to Turn (im gonna cum)
02-quadraphonic-i_can_feel_your_love_in_my_hole__instumental_mix-tgx.mp3
01-eric_lidstroem_-_what_you_are_worth_on_the_streets_(dirty_hooker_mix)-t6.mp3
Nailin Kane - With a beachball
Members of Gayday - 10 (cocks) in 01 (hole)
02-hiver_and_hammer_feat._javah-5_million_sperms_(and one has your name on it slut)c.mp3
Pulser - My Religion (I'm Circumscised Dub)
beatman
Trance Pornstars
Beat my Meat Manifesto
I-Fux Twins Aphex twin
Dickless - One to far faithless-one step to far
Paul Oakenfold - (i cant) Get it up
ive got milk (inc) - in my eyes
Trance pornstars - blow trance allstars - go
Bum MCs
hermaphrodite - again Aphrodite - cockaine
ATB - Your not Alone (horror movie remix)
gAyTB - Feel you like a brotha
gAyTB - See U Again (pervert mix)
gAyTB - First Love (virgin remix)
gAyTB - 9pm (till i cum)
gAyTB - My (wet) Dream
Robert Smiles - at Children (paedophile mix)
Sarah My-cocks-in - Silence (of a hermaphodite)
deborah (sucks) cox - play (with) your part
Zombie nation - unloads (onto) cassie britton
dave gahan - dirty sticky whores (junkie XL's vocally talented mix)
purefun - stuck in her groove puretone - stuck in a groove
Moby - why does my ass feel so bad
Spank my Jones - (till i) Cream
having some Solid 'Sessions' - in Janeiro (with Armin van Buuren) would be cool....
i wouldnt Mind One from Rena - star for me
AI! - Cum is coming out! (girls first Blow Job mix) ayla - sun is coming out
im Pulsing - (in) my Region
DJ in his Freinds - Protect Your Behind DJ Sakin & Friends - Protect Your Mind
Kai's Flacid - Too many times (need more viagra Mix)
2 players - my Bitch, and my Sheila think australian
sarah mclauchlins - fear (of Hybrids Super remix) Sarah McLachlan - Fear (Hybrids Super Collider Mix)
mario poo - ass invaders Mario Piu - Invaders
my corderoys - (show my) Wettest dreams
(put some) nu-nrg - (in her) Bums-eye Nu-NRG - Bonsai
No-Lotion - (and) getting away with it (risky gay's mix) En-motion - getting away with it
some new ones
Ozgur Can (cum) - Over nothing at all (easily excited mix)
BT - Never gonna come back down (viagra overdose mix)
Probe-my-spot - (till i get) Satisfaction
Probe-my-spot - (and skip the) Foreplay |
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| nwopper |
:happy2: :haha: :stongue: :stongue:
This is some funny ...
Spankles!!! |
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| PlasticSoul |
One of the best topics ever...
:toothless |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| Wow, the 12 year old humour on display... You aren't quite Weird Al Yankovich yet. |
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| gd_nimrod |
| quote: | Originally posted by beatman
Alice BJ
gAyTB
Three Fags on a Vinyl
Driftwanked - Free load (all over you)
svenson s gielen featuring jan johnston watching - on the beach (green court is also watching)
Ozgur Can (cum) - Over nothing at all (easily excited mix)
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BEST ONES!! LOL good stuff guys! |
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| beats and beeps |
OMG t3h p3n0rzzzz
I can spell boobs on my calculator. |
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| beatman |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Wow, the 12 year old humour on display... You aren't quite Weird Al Yankovich yet. |
...one day
no i barely even know who he is...anyway, at 1am when your bored and can't sleep, what else is there to do? It's not as easy as it looks either :)
| quote: | beats and beeps
OMG t3h p3n0rzzzz
I can spell boobs on my calculator. |
i can spell tittie-sex!!
*giggles like schoolgirl*:o |
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| TOR |
| quote: | Originally posted by beatman
Armin van Burine molests Ray Wilson - Another Day (Rising Promo)
Airwave - When cum tastes wrong
Perpetus Wanker - The Sound of my sack slapping against ur ass (Armin van Buttsex Remix)
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| Gholy Host |
[QUOTE]Originally posted by beatman
Fork - Farewell To The Spoon (Dishwasher's SOS Remix)
Tomcraft - Loneliness (Hence Masturbating RMX)
Coldplay - Cocks
James Holden - Nothing (impotence mix)
Kai's Flacid - Too many times (need more viagra Mix)
Ozgur Can (cum) - Over nothing at all (easily excited mix)
:p Funny stuff. |
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| tribu |
I helped pen many of these that fateful and other days, including some Tsushima got credit for ;)
But you forgot some ofthe most obvious ones:
Fairy Corsten
Whoreyella
Boreyella
Snoreyella
Brian pEnor - A bEnding (Over)
Ass & Glide
Cygnus Sex
Digital Bitchcraft
Don DaKnoblo
Peeon
Scareaway Project
Dicktivision vs Pee-Quence - Dingles
Gayarea
Nutsaak
Invisible Stinc
Jurgen Pees
Leama & Whore - Stains of Red
Matt Harddick
Id go on but no thanks |
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| Chris d(-_-)b |
| quote: | Originally posted by beatman
svenson s gielen featuring jan johnston watching - on the beach (green court is also watching) |
Haha, thats funny. |
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