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Oktoberfest (pg. 6)
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| Orbax |
and just to clarify:
Im the guy with one horn down, my brother is wearing the yellow abercrombie shirt, and ben is wearing guinness shirt. |
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| Nite-Mer |
| I love that he pronounced her name Garnier rather than Garner. That's funny ! I assume that wasn't a typo, but a drunken slur. :happy2: |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
and just to clarify:
Im the guy with one horn down, my brother is wearing the yellow abercrombie shirt, and ben is wearing guinness shirt. |
still you all look the same to me :p |
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| vswede |
| lol this is topic of the year! love it!!! hehe yea you all 3 look a like! btw were u guys just visiting germany or waht? how much were the beers??hhehe |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
and just to clarify:
Im the guy with one horn down, my brother is wearing the yellow abercrombie shirt, and ben is wearing guinness shirt. |
You know, there was a guy in my CWI class today with the exact same hat as that. The horn on that side was down, as well. When I saw it I instantly thought "Orbax goes to Oktoberfest!"
Weird. :nervous: |
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| Orbax |
| im ing drunk about to go raid a girls hoiuse across the street hetehehheh |
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| vswede |
| hahahah orbax's oktober fest rocks! wish i was there hehe! |
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| MERLIN |
| your escapades made me search for that old 'whats your top three' beer thread. only thing is, now that i've found it, i can't find a place that sells them.:( |
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| Orbax |
| Ite, I need to finish this hehe. Here goes |
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| Orbax |
This is my favorite picture from the entire trip. It was after we got kicked out of the beer garden. Andrea (16 year old in blue who worked at beer garden) said we needed to leave and that we werent going to be served any more.
Bitch!
So we leave
As we are rampaging down the street we ask someone to take a picture of us. I yell out who wants to be in a picture with vikings?!!!
This dude SPRINTS from like 50 yards away grinning. I got him in a headlock and we took the picture. That guy ing ruled.
After that the story starts breaking down into mainly you had to have been there stuff. We tried getting into the beer hall from the other day and while waiting in line talked to the sheriff for a while.
We got up to the ticket line and the stupid bitch says we cant go in, we are WAYYYYY too drunk. Its like 4pm. I take off my hat and say "that better? Im not drunk, im having fun, its Oktoberfest in case you forgot. See how im talking? Im fine, dont be like this and just be cool and let us in"
she looks at me for a second and then says "DAAAAAaaaaave" im like what the . She tells the chief of security (a lardass mcpants if ive ever seen one) and tells him she asked us to leave and we wouldnt.
I spent like 5 minutes calling them both douches and then left.
Angry, we laid seige.
feeling better, we wandered back to the Beer Garden. Pam was serving brats.... holy crap I just remembered this ahahaha...
so on the way back to the beer garden a friend calls us and says he is going to visit us for a few hours and have some beers bla bla bla. While we are waiting to regroup I stand outside the hat place and start drawing a crowd. Im telling everyone to come buy a hat and making small talk with people and hitting on the girls. I kept on saying "Im not actually... affiliated ...with this hat store, but you should still buy a hat, the ladies who run this place are awesome!....even though I got kicked out....I have no idea why"
At this point im acting pretty drunk again, because I am really drunk lol.
Oh, and I was using the video camera for the last half of the night, so if anyone wants to host, I can upload some quality party footage for you. It includes us heckling a clown and making him drop his fire that he was juggling..., I havent seen it yet, I know there is some crazy crazy crazy on it lol...
anyway, Joe disappears during the time im selling hats.
We have no idea where. I begin running.
I dont know where, I dont know why, but I needed the wind in me beard.
Randomly found Joe sitting at a table with a 14 year old girl, a 17 year old girl and their MOM.
Hes hitting on the 14 year old....who was really ing cute.
anyway. So I get introduced and the girls name was JanETT or something. I tell her that her name is very alternative. I say this because she has black fingernails, a black hoodie with pulled up sleeves, fashionable jewelery and a stylish blonde part bleached into her bangs.
I run away.
Mainly after this its whats been going on for hours but lots more drinking and its getting dark. We are now renowned throughout the town....oh hehe. At one point we left the beer garden again and were walking to a bar we had heard about and saw two girls working in a candy/icecream shop by themselves. I stop and press my face to the window and wave coquettishly at them. They wave back. So we all run in there and start hanging out hardcore.
then they kicked us out because they were a lot less hot than they were from a distance and we started being jerks.
So then we got to the bar and got kicked out again for being too drunk.
WHAT THE IS THAT. being ROWDY, or an , or SOMETHING is a reason to get kicked out of a ing bar. but too DRUNK? what the does that mean? You are having too much fun for your own good? you!
so then at the beer garden we all did the duck dance in the middle of about 100 people with Scott (they german in the red lingerie). He had this little whistle that made quacking noises. the motions were tapping your outstretched fingers to your thumbs like duckbills in front of your face, then flapping your "wings" with hands tucked to sides, and then keeping arms in wing positions and "roosting" or shaking your ass as you duck down. Then stand up and clap 5 times or something. We did it faster and faster, the cheers and clapping of the crowd drawing us on! And then it was over, the crowds approbation washed over us in an awesome wave. |
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| Mebot |
ahahah lardass mcpants!!! :p
and lol @ you running away :haha: |
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