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Ok, this is the most accurate-to-life photo I could find on the net...
Loud, stinky, ugly-as-... that's our dog. :wtf:
She barks at pretty much everything she doesn't understand. That means she barks at everything. :toothless
She gets spooked whenever we're out of the house. We can't just leave her outside, it's really hot and humid and she'd probably knock over our bird cages or get really dirty. So whenever we're not there to comfort her when a plane flies by, she hears thunder, or the phone rings, we always come home to a predictable mess. Garbages dumped over, her food dish tipped, the phones off the hook (she climbs up just to knock it off) and she'll usually just be locked in a bathroom or something because she's too ing stupid to figure out that when she nudges the door just right, she cannot get out; or maybe she likes it that way, I don't know. She is always clawing to get out of the bathroom after she locks herself in - we have damage to the wood around some doors as proof of that.
I ing hate that dog.
But she's loveable, I suppose - always there to greet you with an retardedly affectionate vapidness in her eyes whenever you step foot in the door. Isn't that why people like dogs in the first place? |
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