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| Ian^ |
I've nicked this from another forum I read in their off-topic section, if it's been seen before, then i'll be buggered :p
The Weakest Link, BBC1/BBC2
Anne Robinson: In traffic, what "J" is where two roads meet?
Contestant: Jool carriageway.
Anne Robinson: Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius?
Contestant: Bombay.
Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes?
Contestant: Crocodiles.
Robinson: Wh...?
Contestant (interrupting): Pass!
Anne Robinson: In olden times, what were minstrels, travelling entertainers
or chocolate salesmen?
Contestant: Chocolate salesmen.
Robinson: The Bible, the New Testament. The Four Gospels were written by
Matthew, Mark, Luke and...?
Contestant: (long pause) Joe?
National Lottery Jet Set, BBC1
Eamonn Holmes: What's the name of the playwright commonly known by the
initials G.B.S.?
Contestant: William Shakespeare.
Chris Searle Show, BBC Radio Bristol
Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?
Caller: Japan.
Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that,
I can let you try again.
Caller: Er... Mexico?
Family Fortunes, ITV
1) Something a blind man might use? A Sword
2) A Song with the word Moon in the title? Blue Suede Moon
3) Name the Capital of France? F
4) Name a bird with a long Neck? Naomi Campbell
5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar
6) Where is the Taj Mahal? Opposite the Dental Hospital
7) What is Hitlers first name ? Heil
Cool A famous Scotsman? Jock
9) Some famous brothers ? Bonnie and Clyde.
10) A dangerous race ? The Arabs
11) Something that floats in a bath ? Water
12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? A horse
13) Something you wear on a beach ? A deckchair
14) A famous Royal ? Mail
15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? A bicycle with wings
16) A famous bridge ? The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
17) Something a cat does ? Goes to the Toilet
1Cool Something you do in the bathroom ? Decorate
19) A method of securing your home ? Put the kettle on
20) Something associated with pigs ? The Police
21) A sign of the Zodiac ? April
22) Something people might be allergic to ? Skiing
23) Something you do before you go to bed ? Sleep
24) Something you put on walls ? A roof
25) Something Slippery ? A conman
26) A kind of ache ? A fillet of fish
27) A Jacket Potato topping ? Jam
2Cool A food that can be brown or white ? A potato
29) Something sold by gypsies? Bananas
30) Something Red? My sweater
The Afternoon Programme Quiz, ABC 774
Presenter: Who killed Robin?
Contestant: Oh God, I didn't even know he was dead.
Lincs FM phone-in
Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?
Contestant: Barcelona.
Presenter: I was really after the name of a country.
Contestant: I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain.
Steve Wright Show, Radio 2
Wright: On which continent would you find the River Danube?
Contestant: India.
Wright: The leader of the orchestra plays which musical instrument?
Contestant: The baton.
Wright: What is the Italian word for motorway?
Contestant: Expresso.
Wright: What is the capital of Australia? And it's not Sydney.
Contestant: Sydney.
Wright: What was the animal referred to in Val Doonican's song Paddy
McGinty's?
Contestant: I don't know.
Wright: It begins with a "G".
Contestant: Cow.
This Morning, ITV
Judy Finnegan: The American TV show 'The Sopranos' is about opera. True or
false?
Contestant: True ?
Finnegan: No, actually, it's about the Mafia. But it is an American TV
show, so I'll give you that.
BBC Radio Newcastle
Paul Wappat: How long did the Six Day War between Egypt and Israel last?
Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days.
Bob Hope Birthday Quiz, LBC
Presenter: Bob Hope was the fifth of how many sons?
Contestant: Four.
BBC GMR, Phil Wood Show
Wood: What "K" could be described as the Islamic Bible?
Contestant: Er...
Wood: It's got two syllables... Kor...
Contestant: Blimey?
Wood: Ha ha ha ha no. The past participle of run...
Contestant: (Silence)
Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I...
Contestant: Walked?
Daryl's Drivetime, Virgin Radio
Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels?
Contestant: Holland?
Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet.
Contestant: Iceland? Ireland?
Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line. Did you say Israel?
Contestant: No. |
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| moondog |
| ing hell, almost just pissed my self at the family fortunes ones:D :D :D |
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| Luke Terry |
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| diddler1 |
2FM radio ireland:
larry gogans just a minute quiz:
larry gogan: what travels in waves?
contestant: the sea
larry gogan: (lol) sound is the answer!:haha: |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
Wright: What is the Italian word for motorway?
Contestant: Expresso.
lmfao!!! ing genious :stongue: |
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| KilldaDJ |
Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar
ROFFFFFLL! |
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| mentalbarter |
| quote: | Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
Wright: What is the Italian word for motorway?
Contestant: Expresso.
lmfao!!! ing genious :stongue: |
yeah that ones good
i like the roof on walls one too, he's got a point |
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| Matty V |
| quote: | Originally posted by KilldaDJ
Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar
ROFFFFFLL!
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My mate saw this episode and it was a scouser who said this :D |
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| sleepydragon |
1) Something a blind man might use? A Sword
:haha: classic |
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| Streakfury |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian^
Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes?
Contestant: Crocodiles.
Family Fortunes, ITV
12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? A horse
Wright: What is the capital of Australia? And it's not Sydney.
Contestant: Sydney.
Wright: What was the animal referred to in Val Doonican's song Paddy
McGinty's?
Contestant: I don't know.
Wright: It begins with a "G".
Contestant: Cow. |
:stongue: :haha: :stongue: :haha: :stongue:
Haha, that made my day!! |
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