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is YOUR town/city on Chavtowns?
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| DjSimonB |
Because MINE IS .
And yes, that site is very slow just now... |
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| Ste |
| darlington probably is, but thats because its a charver hole. |
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| Luke Terry |
lol newcastle, gateshead + washington (sunderland) all are
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| Coup |
| mine isnt, but ill add it when i get time. the server was too slow so i lost interest. |
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| SugarShack |
| Hartlepool ing must be it`s full of the little scrotes |
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| Turner |
For Newcastle: On the first day of my family moving to Newcastle my brothers nose was broken for the sin of "Looking at us like we're a twat or somfing".
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| jon |
I have them downloaded on my mobile, quality
give me that camrecorder for 2 pills!
and his dancing skills!
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| Ian^ |
| tis probably run by chavs who have stolen server space anyway which is why it's slow |
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| stace |
Oh yes - how could it possibly not be:
Colchester, the unlikely centre of Chavsville! With a dilapidated bus station best serve their loitering habit and numerous off licenses and Wheatherspoon Bars they have been served a mighty Capitol in which to stretch their ever-expanding hive of Burberry. I argue that an Essex accent is a potent weapon especially when peppered with the liberal use of the 'C' word - an abhorrent prostitution of our fair language. Random, sporadic violence and record numbers of 'ASBO' (Anti-Social Behavior Disorder) are now the norm in this once great town. They laugh at the initiated, nay they cackle. Indeed to the untrained ear they seem to choke. Only this week a 14 year old boy/chimp in cap and polo shirt (do I need to tell you the collar was raised?) has been handed an ASBO and expelled from school for violence and disruption - there is no hope for him save a tidy jail cell!
Colchester is now overrun with the benefit-grabbing filth that are the Chav class. My usual tolerance of the under classes has abandoned me. Had the problem been contained in Colchester’s borders then I could rightly call myself, and other Tax paying subjects, a hero in a futile attempt to spare the nation from the cancer that is the Chav! Not so...
It appears they have established clans in all corners of our once fair Island. Now is the time to rise against the puerile monkeys, absent of brain! They have slowly indoctrinated themselves into our culture and are now so rife our very way of life is approaching its impending collapse!
I propose revolutionary change - indeed a political force with a manifesto designed to rid ourselves of this curse! Who's with me?
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| Ian^ |
andyraver _WRITES "Hi I moved to Chavlincote 2 years ago from Brussels (equally poor non-descript place but so boring the chavs couldnt even be bothered to max their cars!) Used to live in Stretton before that. OK but too many posh chavs with real Burberry clothes Mummy and Daddy had bought them at the Selfridges Christmas sale.
Swadlincote is an ex-mining town so plenty of dole dossing chavs with nothing better to do than hang around the school opposite me with their 14 year old chavettes drinking strongbow and concorde from the local offy during in school hours. The money obviously coming from Mum and Dad who gave it to them for their 200 Lambert and Butler which they will never see.
Unfortunately for me there is a regular fair near my house on the green that attracts ALL the local Chavs and Chavettes for some serious scummy behaviour just off York Road if you live here you'll know what I mean!
A typical evening consists of a chavettes push chair being left abandoned on the local church fence. Heaven forbid where the baby is. Its just disturbing. According to your article most chavs like R and B ect... Unfortunatley Swadlinchavs do not even possess the IQ to understand the lyrical content of such dross, so they have to listen to Happyhardcore. My god what an absolute abomination of dance music.
This 'Music' emanates from their equally poor car soundsystems turned up so loud that your windows are in danger of shattering when one of the many maxed out C reg Vauxhall Novas rumbles past at 10 MPH.
Swadlinchav is the Chavs paradise may I recommend any chavs reading this (if they can) to check out the many enticing watering holes in my idylic village (well it would be if chavs f**ked off). The Barley Mow, Sir Nigel Gresley, the Bear and Angel to name a few scum faves. For an outdoor gathering may I suggest the local park where you can pick up free used needles.
For a more full on party chavs can go to the under 18 disco night at the local community centre where 14 year chavettes can wait for a chav to sneak in a beer or two or take them for a 'Ride' in their maxpower mobile. Enough you get the picture.
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: so damn true |
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