| M1cro5lave |
A male bear and a male squirrel walked in a forest. They found themselves attacked by a magician. The magician says:
- "I will grant you two three wishes each. You may wish for anything you want."
- "Oh, cool". said the squirrel.
The bear started:
- I want all the bears in this forest to be female, except me.
- it's done, said the magician.
- I want a black helmet, said the squirrel.
and the squirrel got himself a black helmet.
"You know have two more wishes", said the magician.
- I want all the bears in the country to be female, said the bear.
- Ok, it's done, said the magician.
- I want a motorbike, the squirrel says.
and the squirrel got a motorbike.
The magician: "You know only have one more wish left each.
The bear says: "I want all the bears in the WORLD to be female, except me.
- Done, said the magician.
Then the squirrel says:
- I want this bear here to be gay.
and the squirrel rapidly run off with his bike, never coming back.
Try and find the morale out of this story compared to this thread (and the other) :p |
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