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Family moment of the day.. (pg. 2)
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by d!abolic
You guys must lead really boring, routine, ordinary lives |
Atleast we dont spam our boring, routine, ordinary lives like you do in threads. Honestly, that toilet thread should be flushed down the ter with the rest of the turds you create. |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by d!abolic
I walk in the door and...
Me: Hey
Bro: Hey, where'd you go?
Me: Watched a movie
Bro: Oh... i thought you were at that ty club again
Me: :eek: ......... :haha:
The kicker? My bro is THREE! |
Did you teach him how to swear? |
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| voodoochild |
FAWK!!!!! - F&?%#(* #$@ ! (*&% !!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:
...............never again!!!
I love the group "Simple Minds"...
and then....
!@#$%$#@?&*&?()(*&?%$##@!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ignore button ON. |
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| newr |
| quote: | Originally posted by d!abolic
You guys must lead really boring, routine, ordinary lives |
Yup... I guess we must |
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| d!abolic |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Atleast we dont spam |
Really? What OTHER category would most of YOUR posts in MY threads fit into then? My threads serve a purpose - usually comic relief. All you do is bitch and moan.
| quote: | Originally posted by ShadoWolf
Did you teach him how to swear? |
Surprisingly enough... no. I'm pretty confused as to where he picked that up. |
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| Kytracid |
| quote: | Originally posted by d!abolic
I walk in the door and...
Me: Hey
Bro: Hey, where'd you go?
Me: Watched a movie
Bro: Oh... i thought you were at that ty club again
Me: :eek: ......... :haha:
The kicker? My bro is THREE! |
Stick a coupla glowsticks in the kids hands the next time you come back from on of those 'ty' clubs, and tell em to start practising. Childs love light, if you give em some pink and neon green one's i'm sure he'll be mesmerized, quite possibly even hypontized by all the lovey dovey phosphorent colors...add a little music and it's safe to say he'll quickly drift away into a state of 'trance'. That's when you pounce, coiling lile the serpent in the garden of Eden, you slowly begin to taint his innocent mind, brainwashing the little bugger in the process. In a calm, soothing tones you whisper into the little guys ear, revealing to him the secrets of Life. The axioms of life, from the lips of the discover himself. "that all little Azn gurls luv guys who a) dance well and b) know how to give a good light show"... :D
Leave him in a medative state, and allow the process of osmosis to trickle your words into his young, impressionable mind...then watch the magic begin to work.
Being an older brothers all about passing down those pearls of wisdom...
:haha:
(another 10 minutes of my life down the crapper... :whip: ) |
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| TheVrk |
| quote: | Originally posted by d!abolic
I walk in the door and...
Me: Hey
Bro: Hey, where'd you go?
Me: Watched a movie
Bro: Oh... i thought you were at that ty club again
Me: :eek: ......... :haha:
The kicker? My bro is THREE! |
hahhahahaha:haha: |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by d!abolic
Really? |
Yes, we dont spam our our everyday fruitless lives like you do, because unlike you, we dont find stupid signs (with little humour value) over toilets funny, we can leaves such poop jokes to 5 year olds or other adolescents who haven't hit puberty yet.
| quote: | | What OTHER category would most of YOUR posts in MY threads fit into then? My threads serve a purpose - usually comic relief. All you do is bitch and moan. |
That would be satire and sarcasm, something you might learn of when you finally hit High School. I am sorry that you dont find me somewhat amusing, but the only comic relief you bring is at the cost of you sounding like a moron everyday, and having people like me verbally abuse you like the post whore you are. Granted, I have found few of your posts amusing to some degree, otherwise, you have a horrible sense of humour, or atleast a selective one that somehow involves wierd fetishes, and borderline pedophilia. That being said, as much as you like to amuse yourself in these forums, that does not make you amusing for the rest of us normal people (and by normal, I mean people with regular nipples and intellects that exceed a primary level of schooling). So if your going to be funny, then be funny, if you're going to be annoying then expect some retribution from the rest of us.
The above post is not made to sound as funny as it is just straight out harsh and to the point, so that maybe even someone like D!abolic can get the message that he is not funny or amusing.
Atleast when I bitch and moan, its funny...dip. |
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| d!abolic |
| Thats great! You may continue bitching and moaning to my ignore list. Goodbye. :) |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by d!abolic
Thats great! You may continue bitching and moaning to my ignore list. Goodbye. :) |
Awwe, cant take the heat bitch? then get outta the kitchen.
What a douchebag, I thought he had more balls than that. |
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| Espresso |
| quote: | Originally posted by d!abolic
My threads serve a purpose - usually comic relief. |
d!abolic, You're damn lucky you live in T.O
in latin american countries, if someone thinks he's funny, but others
don't, you know what they do to him?
on the second time he does it, they make him eat his own for 40 days, shoving hot sizzling stones up his ass everyday and then they hang him by his balls...
next time, just think about that before your drop another comic relief .... ;) |
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| Tb. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Awwe, cant take the heat bitch? then get outta the kitchen.
What a douchebag, I thought he had more balls than that. |
lol, you thought wrong...its kinda ironic how he makes posts and expects everyone to read them, but at the same time he is not interested in peoples replies, and continues to add people to his ignore list. Which leads me to the question, who is starting threads for? Himself? If so, we appoligize for interrupting. |
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