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Hahahah omg hahah!
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| d!abolic |
Saw this on another board! OMFG :haha:
| quote: | LOL... that sounds almost like a party we had in high school once.
There was a super-drunk drama-queen fatty there, and somehow here and a black guy ened up in the bathroom together. Unknown if HE was trying to get some from her or the other way around... only thing we know is somehow one was trying to get away from the other.
A) Fat chick loses balance
B) Fat chick grabs sink for stability
C) Sink and cabinet are ripped from the wall shearing off the water pipes in the process
D) Water starts spraying everywhere
E) Fat chick continues to fall and rolls onto the toilet on the way down.
F) Toilet is ripped from the ground and wedged between fat chick's legs.
G) Fat chick land in the bathtub legs in the air w/ toilet stuck between her legs
After everyone is done pointing and laughing it took the four biggest guys at the party to dislodge her from the tub and lift her out.
Fat chick's new nickname = Godzilla |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by d!abolic
Saw this on another board! OMFG :haha: |
and on the billionth day god smoked pcp and said "let their be diabolic". I hope hes kicking himself in the head and jesus is shaking is head in shame |
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| Vivid Boy |
one hings for sure tho, when god was creating u, u know he was scrapeing the bottom of the nipple barrel. either that or u got one of the ones that fell on the floor lol.
and when they were handing out brains u must of been taking a leak. |
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