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| kid nyce |
What do you call cheese thats not yours?
NACHO CHEESE
not that funny, very corny, but it made you smile! |
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| lücid |
Q: what is similar between a rattlesnake and a limp penis?
A: you don't with either one.
a woman and man go back to the same hotel where they had their honeymoon 20 years ago. as the man is undressing the woman, she says "darling, what did you think when you first saw my naked body 20 years ago?" ... the man replies "i wanted to suck your dry and your brains out!" the woman then says, "and what do you think now?" ... to which the man replies, "well, it looks like i did a pretty good job." |
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| younathan |
how do you kill a fox with one leg??
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make him run across Canada |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by younathan
how do you kill a fox with one leg??
make him run across Canada |
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I think I totally missed the punchline. |
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| Kaz |
| quote: | Originally posted by younathan
how do you kill a fox with one leg??
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make him run across Canada |
How is that funny? |
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| stren |
There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood."
The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.The second vampire walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood."
The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.
The third vampire walks into a bar and says,
"Bartender, give me a shot of water."
The bartender says, "Why do you want a shot of water?"The vampire pulls out a dirty tampon and says, "Tea time." |
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| Kaz |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood."
The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.The second vampire walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood."
The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.
The third vampire walks into a bar and says,
"Bartender, give me a shot of water."
The bartender says, "Why do you want a shot of water?"The vampire pulls out a dirty tampon and says, "Tea time." |
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| OurManFlint |
| *waits for dead baby jokes |
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| Sarcoman |
What is the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair. |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by OurManFlint
*waits for dead baby jokes |
I've got waaaay too many, but I don't think this is the proper place to share them :cool: |
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| smokeape |
Q: Are people born stupid or are they just raised that way?
A: I don't know, ask a Canuck.
...from south of the northern border.
:p
[[[smoke]]]
Bluefish - Been Too Long |
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| Sarcoman |
| Thats cause from South of the Northern border, they really dont know. |
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