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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
Interviews are intimidating.
Dont forget to bush your teeth. They will be making sure the colour of your teeth match your eyes.
Make sure you drup up on Coke & Heroine to show that you are a true artist. They will recognise you as one of their own.
Good luck Clovis, & may the stress be with you! |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Interviews are intimidating.
Dont forget to bush your teeth. They will be making sure the colour of your teeth match your eyes.
Make sure you drup up on Coke & Heroine to show that you are a true artist. They will recognise you as one of their own.
Good luck Clovis, & may the stress be with you! |
I'll be sure to do a few lines before going. And bleaching my teeth. Right now, I'm still trying to figure out what boxers to wear...plaid or spaceships? :conf: |
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| Orbax |
commando bitch, youre an artist now, remember?
and shave those pubes so you can wear womens jeans |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
commando bitch, youre an artist now, remember?
and shave those pubes so you can wear womens jeans |
Um le correct term is "artiste" :rolleyes: |
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| Orbax |
| bleach your hair tips and get your labret (under lower lip, unless I just used a term for a vagina part) pierced. get some ultra light blue contacts and wear them...an ultra bright lime green shirt, some bleach blushed dark denim low ride jeans, kenneth cole shoes, an LED binary watch,a thumb ring, and a super close trimmed goatee with grown out under lip hair. |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
bleach your hair tips and get your labret (under lower lip, unless I just used a term for a vagina part) pierced. get some ultra light blue contacts and wear them...an ultra bright lime green shirt, some bleach blushed dark denim low ride jeans, kenneth cole shoes, an LED binary watch,a thumb ring, and a super close trimmed goatee with grown out under lip hair. |
You'd look funny as hell like that :stongue: |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| ..wouldn't you sorta look like Rammstein's lead singer? :stongue: |
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| töbias |
| And if you really want to be an artist, you need a girlfriend with hairy legs and armpits, that wears multi-coloured skirts, clown-like socks, silly shoes a 3 year old wears, brown hemp tops, no bra (must have pointy constantly erect nipples), who won't use deodorant, perfume or normal soap and will give a 2 hour lecture on the fact the rainforest won't be here in 250 years (which is pretty silly because nothing will be). |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis86
now I'm all interview nervous :nervous: :eyespop: And I dont have a car...I hope that doesnt disqualify me :(
Weeeee I want this job :wtf:
What are good interview tips? |
Maybe one day...youll be taking pictures of what will be my insanely popular electro band...if youre lucky. |
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| Orbax |
yeahhh!!! youre an ARTIST now, get that into your head.
also have a passionate hate for Bush, but use your dry intellectual wit to make piercing jabs at him while not seeming rabid about it. Let your near insane genius malaise wash over him, yet be spunky enough to seem like you are slightly unbalanced in both directions, thus being balanced.
Dont even mention butts, even if relating to women, you cant be seen as gay, just effeminate...
ohhh before you go in get a non-fat caramel latte no foam. and tell him how you hate it when they make it wrong. |
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| kramez |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
hmm, 'access to a vehicle' could mean a number of things :wtf:
I've seen what people do to PT Cruisers in Vegas... there's plenty of people WITH cars who can't even seem to keep them safe from Crackheads anyways :rolleyes:
:p
You'll do just fine, Clovis. I'd like to hope that your work speaks for itself. ;) Just go in with a good attitude, decent attire (atleast your best boxers on) and a presentable portfolio, and the rest should be in their hands, so the pressure is off of you. :D |
...what do they do to PT Cruisers? i remember seeing a video on ebaum's.. some crackhead bashing up this blue PY in the middle of the street.... |
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| bobba lou |
| super work man...Best of luck on ur interview |
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