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Cheap Halloween Costumes by Adam Sandler:
Adam Sandler: Halloween is coming, and it's always loads of fun! But we have to remember - we're living in a recession, and money is tight. So don't go bugging your parents for these new, overpriced costumes. They're such a ripoff! If you want an original, scary Halloween costume, just use your imagination!
You can just use your own t-shirt! Go as Crazy One-Armed Man. [ stuffs one arm under his t-shirt ] "Hey, look at me! I only got one arm, and I'm crazy! Now give me some candy, or I'll grab you with my crazy one-arm!"
Or, how about going as Crazy One-Hand-Coming-Out-of-the-Neck Guy? [ pokes hand out from the top of his shirt collar ] "Hey! I'm Crazy Hand-Coming-Out-of-the-Neck Guy! Now, give me some candy! Don't you think I deserve some for being this crazy?!
Or.. how about going as Crazy No-Armed-Woman? [ stuffs both arms under his t-shirt ] "I want some candy! Candy, candy! Everybody knows that Crazy Woman-With-No-Arms just loves candy! Now, give it to me, or I'll rip your ear off!"
You can use something that's in your house, even.. [ laughs, holds spoon to his head ] How about a spoon? "I'm Crazy Spoon-Head! And I want some candy! I don't have a normal head, I got a damn spoon growing out of it! Now, give me some crazy candy, dammit! Ow-ooo, this spoon makes me b>crazy!"
[ picks up potted plant ] Or, just use a plant from someone's yard! [ places plant over head ] "Hey! I'm Crazy Plant-Head, how about some candy! Come on, I'm crazy! And I got a plant coming out of my head! Don't leave Crazy Plant-Head hanging, he needs some candy, too!"
Or, a Crazy Plant-Arm! [ pulls plant into his sleeve ] "Hey, look at this! I have a plant coming out of my arm! Isn't that bizarre! I am crazy, I am deformed, and I am hungry! Now, give me some candy! Fork it over!"
Crazy One-Hand-Coming-Out-of-the-Neck Guy:
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